/* * Copyright (c) 1995-1997 Sun Microsystems, Inc. All Rights Reserved. * * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software * and its documentation for NON-COMMERCIAL purposes and without * fee is hereby granted provided that this copyright notice * appears in all copies. Please refer to the file "copyright.html" * for further important copyright and licensing information. * * SUN MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES ABOUT THE SUITABILITY OF * THE SOFTWARE, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED * TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A * PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. SUN SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR * ANY DAMAGES SUFFERED BY LICENSEE AS A RESULT OF USING, MODIFYING OR * DISTRIBUTING THIS SOFTWARE OR ITS DERIVATIVES. */ import java.net.*; import java.io.*; class KKState { private static final int WAITING = 0; private static final int SENTKNOCKKNOCK = 1; private static final int SENTCLUE = 2; private static final int ANOTHER = 3; private static final int NUMJOKES = 5; private int state = WAITING; private int currentJoke = 0; private String[] clues = { "Turnip", "Little Old Lady", "Atch", "Who", "Who" }; private String[] answers = { "Turnip the heat, it's cold in here!", "I didn't know you could yodel!", "Bless you!", "Is there an owl in here?", "Is there an echo in here?" }; String processInput(String theInput) { String theOutput = null; if (state == WAITING) { theOutput = "Knock! Knock!"; state = SENTKNOCKKNOCK; } else if (state == SENTKNOCKKNOCK) { if (theInput.equalsIgnoreCase("Who's there?")) { theOutput = clues[currentJoke]; state = SENTCLUE; } else { theOutput = "You're supposed to say \"Who's there?\"! Try again. Knock! Knock!"; } } else if (state == SENTCLUE) { if (theInput.equalsIgnoreCase(clues[currentJoke] + " who?")) { theOutput = answers[currentJoke] + " Want another? (y/n)"; state = ANOTHER; } else { theOutput = "You're supposed to say \"" + clues[currentJoke] + " who?\"" + "! Try again. Knock! Knock!"; state = SENTKNOCKKNOCK; } } else if (state == ANOTHER) { if (theInput.equalsIgnoreCase("y")) { theOutput = "Knock! Knock!"; if (currentJoke == (NUMJOKES - 1)) currentJoke = 0; else currentJoke++; state = SENTKNOCKKNOCK; } else { theOutput = "Bye."; state = WAITING; } } return theOutput; } }