Dialog Patterns at Work

WELCOME TO MY SOFA!

PLEASE ENCLOSE YOUR INPUT IN PARENTHESES.

(hello there)

TELL ME MORE.

(i am here to talk)

PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOU ARE HERE TO TALK.

(i came to get educated)

YOU CAME TO GET EDUCATED.

(yes)

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?

(because i am)

IS THAT REALLY THE REASON.

(no)

DONT BE SO NEGATIVE.