I once wrote a program that wouldn't compile I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled. My program did nothing So I started typing. I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"), I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled. "Parse error," cried the compiler Luckily I'm such a code baller. I added a backslash to escape the quotes, I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"), I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled. Now the compiler wanted an identifier And I thought the situation was getting dire. I added a main method with its String[] args, I added a backslash to escape the quotes, I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"), I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled. Java complained it expected an enum Boy, these computers really are dumb! I added a public class and called it Scum, I added a main method with its String[] args, I added a backslash to escape the quotes, I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"), I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.