Giraffes don't exist

Giraffes are government surveillance drones

Think about it, how can a mutant leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck actually be real?
Giraffes are Government robot spies that make sure you stay ignorant of the truth!

Photo Evidence

A clear example of data transfer, these Government animatronics use RFID chips embedded in their necks to exchange information.

A baby giraffe is nuzzled by its mother

Image originally from wbur.org