Joke SourceWhy did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak.
What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat!
What do they eat?
In spite of the intimidating appearances of the bulls' antlers, moose are actually peaceful herbivores. They feast on whatever juicy fruits and vegetables they can find. Surprisingly, almost half of a moose's diet consists of aquatic plant life, which although is usually less nutritious, serves as a valuable source of sodium. They also like orange Fanta.
