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#001:
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#002:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my 'love' broke up with me She took back all of the above, my house, and my money.
#003:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my instructor gave to me seven pages to read, six practice slides, five days away, four great TAs, three different labs, two exams, and two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#004:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven piles of homework, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#005:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven brightes stars in the sky, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#006:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", I said, "my love, you dont understand me" all i wanted was six compilers compiling five static methods four programers coding three println statements two fancy for loops and an undergraduate CSE degree
#007:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven compilier errors, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#008:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven beauiful horses, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#009:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven baked cookies, six flying squirrels, five magic chickens, four speedy snails, three pumkin pies, two shaved poodles, and a penguin in a cherry tree.
#010:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven rainbows, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#011:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven swipers swiping, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#012:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven playful kittens, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#013:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven static methods, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#014:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#015:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven bags of magic beans, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#016:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven sailboats, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#017:
On the last day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me Twelve pirate birds Ten Amazon Parrots Eight African Grey Parrots Six Budgies Four Indian Ringneck Parakeets Two Quaker Parrots
#018:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven snakes a-slithering, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#019:
Entered CSE to program codes, Only expected challenges, Never would have expected poetry, Yet through the poetry I learned about CSE, Typed in poetry through static methods, Learned through poetry but finished as an engineer.
#020:
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me seven repetetive method calls, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#021:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven chocolate roses, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#022:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven lazy dogs, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#023:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven enchanted envelopes, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#024:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven coders coding, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#025:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven elegant Barbies, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#026:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven java methods, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#027:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me 111 programers programming six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partride in a pear tree
#028:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven days of Zorah's great teaching, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#029:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven white goats, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#030:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven Log Horizon limited-edition novel six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#031:
Then I told her I was Jewish. And that I don't celebrate Christmas. But I thanked her anyway.
#032:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven DAWGS a-barking six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#033:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven jGRASP problem, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#034:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven sweet kisses, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#035:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven hippos a-eating six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#036:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven ducks in Drumheller a swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#037:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven fried bananas, six spam masubis, five mellow durians, four bubble teas, three stuffed burgers, two noodle soups, and one free buffet!
#038:
If you total twelve days up, I have 364(?) presents Don't want to interrupt this; don't mind my "true love" is incessant But 364 presents; that's quite a supply Gift them one-by-one and look ñ itís Christmas in July This code hasnít gotten to the swans and the geese And weíve six partridges in six pear trees, like they've got anywhere else to be
#039:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven giant jelly fish, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#040:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven bags of birdseed, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#041:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven plates of pancakes five boxes of coconuts three cups of mango pudding a tub of pistachio ice cream.
#042:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven bloodhounds baying, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#043:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven kisses of love, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#044:
So then on the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven deadly sins, six feet under, five finger death punch, four loko, three branches of government, two and a half men, and a beautiful mess.
#045:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven TAs grading, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#046:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven self-programming computers, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#047:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven yoloswags, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. I had to tell her, "You gotta stop giving me gifts. I appreciate it and everything, but this is making me uncomfortable, you know? I mean, I didn't get you this many gifts. I sure hope you weren't expecting me to. Am I in gift-debt now? I think we need to take a break. I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."
#048:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven cranes craning, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#049:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven Angry Birds, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#050:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven Java programs a-compiling, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#051:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven superbowl winning Seahawks, six Seattle Sounders, five fish from Pike Place, four ferry rides, three toll bridge tickets, two pieces of Seattle taffy, and a goldfinch in an evergreen tree.
#052:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven children singing, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#053:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", he tried to give to me more gifts of avian variety. I told him no more birds, these flying rats just cannot stay, but he refused to take them away. so the next day of "Xmas", I had him meet with me and my divorce attorney.
#054:
On the seventh day of "Xmas", my uni gave to me Seven hours of homework, Six great professors, Five hundred classmates, Four science courses, Three crazy quarters, Twenty grand in debt, and a degree in a great city.
#055:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven Harleys a-revving, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#056:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven rabbits a-hopping, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#057:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", I refused delivery - too many birds (and pear trees) already filled my home, leaving no room for me.
#058:
This is all a little new to me, These symbols and characters look askew to me, Never before have I written code, But by the end of this course I'll be handing it in, á la mode.
#059:
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Billie Holiday Spotify radio, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turle doves, and a partidge in a pear teer.
#060:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me one terrible haiku, two chicken nuggets, fourty-two incongruencies, refrigerator.
#061:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven box of chocolates, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a patridge in a pear tree.
#062:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven English books, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#063:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven coders programming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#064:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven fights are brewing, six players running, five penalty kicks, four players defending, three strikers striking two soccer teams, and a champion in the world cup.
#065:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven music notes, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#066:
Haiku Coding is so cool Good bye to all of my friends Just kidding, maybe
#067:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven days without sleep six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#068:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven purple huskies, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#069:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me 7 System.out.println commands in one method six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#070:
One the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven Santas sleighing, six snowmen sleding, five kids a wishing, four parents wrapping, three chimneys puffing two Christmas trees, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#071:
All the gifts my true love gave to me filled my heart with happiness, but however, I still haven't given my true love anything! My gift will maybe be, a partridge in a pear tree.
#072:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven tweeting quails, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#073:
On the 6th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven Dick's Deluxe burgers, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#074:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven vaults from heaven six wooden sticks five (fake)golden rings four suicide birds three dead hens two magic doves, and a rapture in my head yeeey!
#075:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven shining lights, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#076:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven credits for college, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#077:
And by the 7th day, my true love had finished all his work. So on the 7th day, he rested.
#078:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven silver spoons, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#079:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven stars a-sparkling, and six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#080:
Desteapta-te, romane, din somnul cel de moarte, In care te-adancira barbarii de tirani Acum ori niciodata croieste-ti alta soarte, La care sa se-nchine si cruzii tai dusmani. This is the first verse of the Romanian National Anthem!
#081:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven liquid nitrogen containers and nitrogen based fertilizers six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#082:
During summer quarter, the UW gave to me seven teachers grading six students stressing five failing grades four cups of coffee three candy bars two all-nighters, and the search for food that's free.
#083:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven lions dancing, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#084:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven nasty fruitcakes, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#085:
Now it is the seventh day, There is no more animals coming for me. I have all different kinds of animals in the barn It is a very pretty day so far. It's all good now for real.
#086:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven coders coding six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#087:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven volumes "A Song of Ice and Fire", six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#088:
On the 7th of "Xmas", my true love gave to me 24 oranges 37 apples 16 carrots six geese a-laying, five golden rings, three French hens, four calling birds, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#089:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven Earth Dragon Balls, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#090:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven silly piggies, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#091:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven pepperoni pizzas, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#092:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me the inability to come up with an original statement so here is a joke: What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
#093:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me my own Amazon account so I could sell those six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and that partridge in a pear tree so I could get some real "Xmas" money. Because what am I going to do with a bunch of farm animals? I might keep those gold rings though. Those are nice.
#094:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven dolls spining, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#095:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven bills of the following: six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#096:
#097:
Seriously it says "null pointer"! I could just crash my computer! I added if (test == null), I added a public class and called it Scum, I added a main method with its String[] args, I added a backslash to escape the quotes, I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"), I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#098:
Here's good luck to the pint pot, good luck to the barley mow. Jolly good luck to the pint pot, good luck to the barley mow. The pint pot, half a pint, gill pot, half a gill, Jolly good luck to the pint pot, good luck to the barley mow. The pint pot, half a pint, gill pot, half a gill, quarter gill, nipperkin, and a round bowl, good luck to the barley mow.
#099:
On the last day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me a homemade sandwich, and a 100 dollar RP Card.
#100:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven compiler errors, six cold lattes, five unescaped characters, four unused methods, three whole comments, two hours overtime, and a TA to deal with it all.
#101:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven TAs teaching, six graduate "geesers" guessing, five golden keywords, four .0 GPA calling us, three steps to running a program, two concepts evaluated,and an instructor in the front of the lecture hall!
#102:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven dwarves and turn into Snow White, and six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#103:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven buffaloes buffaloing buffalo buffalo, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#104:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven butter cookie. six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#105:
On the last day of "Xmas", I learned the sad truth 'bout me all the gifts from my true love were fake for my true love don't exist I will forever be alone, with cats to give me love.
#106:
Ideals are what the eye applies to Not everyone recognize it in a timly manner The mind and heart conflicts thoughts
#107:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me Seven witty lines of this 'creative' verse, Six direwolves, Five artifacts of lore, Four corners of a square, Three minutes back (from 1998), Two nice, subtle pardons for my lack of CS skills and, a partridge in a pear tree.
#108:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven wolves howling, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#109:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven blue-ray movies, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#110:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven fried bananas, six spam masubis, five mellow durians, four bubble teas, three stuffed burgers, two noodle soups, and one free buffet!
#111:
On the only day of Christmas, I received but a lump of coal, and a poorly scrawled note written in Santa's excrement: "You've been a naughty boy, Bruce."
#112:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven dawgs a-howling, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#113:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love showed me a partridge chased two doves that ran after three hens, three hens followed four birds that took five rings five rings fell on six geese.
#114:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven coders crunching, six coders drowsy, five coders crying, four coders working, three coders sleeping, two coders drinking energy drinks, and one big fat A on this homework assignment.
#115:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me error 404, droll humor not found, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#116:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven soaring eagles, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#117:
This is a haiku I'm not good at poetry Here is the third line
#118:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven baby king kong, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#119:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", I said to my boo "not much of a peot, not really a writah, but when it comes to spittin, I deliver that supah hot fayah."...And a partridge in a pear tree. but i'm not a rapper, merry "Xmas"
#120:
Six days of gifts is more than anyone needs! So next year instead of spending money on: six geese a squawking, five theft prone rings, four noisy birds, three socialist hens, two weird doves, and a pest ridden tree- Just get an Amazon gift card or donate to a charity.
#121:
The seventh day was different because there was a gap. These gifts were deemed sufficient, and the song came to a wrap.
#122:
On the seventh day of "Xmas", my neighbor gave to me a blow to the head, saying please, now, stop singing.
#123:
#124:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven snakes a slithering, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#125:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me a much needed night of rest, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#126:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven things I actually need in my life and a car that transforms into Bumblebee, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#127:
On the 7th day of "Xmas" my true love gave to me seven... pounds of ham? That's kinda weird, but I like ham so it's w/e, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#128:
#129:
On the 7th day of the "playoff series", my true love gave to me seven strikeouts by Felix six hits by Cano five runs scored in the eighth four runners thrown out by Zunino three bases stolen by James Jones two homeruns smacked by Seager, and a save by Fernando Rodney!
#130:
On the 1st day of summer, my workload gave to me 35 hours of marketing, 10+ hours of homework, 8 hours of maintenace, and 7 hours of tutoring kids, every single week.
#131:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love ran away All these stuff for nothing, but I found a little cutesy whale. ::. (\./) .-""-. `\'-'` \ '.___,_^__/
#132:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven cheese cakes, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#133:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven method calls, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#134:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me. Seven little puppies, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#135:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven cat sweaters, six cups of coffee, five golden gauges, four thick framed glasses, three gluten-free meals, two fixed gear bikes, and a reminder that they gave me gifts first.
#136:
On the 1,000,000,000,000th day of "Xmas" my horrid love gave to me six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. and then I died
#137:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me Seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#138:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven forest fires, six ferris wheels, five rainy days, four broken toes, three turtlenecks, two pairs of shades, and a Zorah teaching CSE.
#139:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven shades of Grey, six skinny jeans, five furry handcuffs four failed test, three tequila shots, two tipsy friends, and a credit card fully maxed out
#140:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven treasure chests, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#141:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven tasty apples, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#142:
And on the 7th day, my true love went broke. Because of all the gifts he has given to me this whole week. So on the 7th day, he rested. And I received no gifts.
#143:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven liquid nitrogen containers and nitrogen based fertilizers six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#144:
Rock paper scissors I win, you lose one more time?
#145:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven lines of code, six Java program files, five computer monitors, four programming problems, three expressions, two nested loops, and a static method on my computer screen.
#146:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven dwarfs in top hats, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#147:
I'm not sure what to say, but hey that's ok, as long as I still get an A.
#148:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven paid quarters at UW, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#149:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven swans a-swimming six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#150:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", I gave a suprise to my love one big fancy house that located in Malibu, where we could celebrate next Xmas.
#151:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven basketball players, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#152:
On the 7th day of °ßXmas°®, my true love gave to me seven blooming flowers, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#153:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven files compiling, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#154:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven cute roosters, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#155:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven pounds of coal, six ugly sweaters, five disgusting dishes, four terrible movies, three rotten fruits, two rowdy teenagers, and a really really bad haircut.
#156:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven dogs, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#157:
Do you like "Xmas"? I love "Xmas" What is your favorite holiday? I love "Xmas"
#158:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven huskies hunting, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#159:
On the the 7th day of "Xmas", a programmer gave to me seven java applets, six JDKs a-compiling, five infinite loops, four method calls, three escape characters, two LOGO turtles, and a parent-node in a binary tree.
#160:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven goals from team USA men's national team against Belgium, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#161:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven woven bedsheets, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#162:
On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a kitty in a box so I was happy.
#163:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven huskies howling, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#164:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven students swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#165:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven haters hating, six Steam sales pending, five cat videos loading, four facepalms slapping, three hearts starting, two bronies cosplaying, and a doge remarking "wow, much functionality",
#166:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven chocolate cookies, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#167:
I finally figured it out! I am so happy! Now that I have done this homework, it's time to have some fun! I'm going to play "Titanfall"!
#168:
four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven new phones, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#169:
I was so happy to see all of the great things my love bought for me: seven Tiffany's bracelets, six Coach purses, five chaffeurs, four new homes, three new boats, two Mac computers, and a brand new Mercedes! :)
#170:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven slices of ham, six strips of green peppers, five spinach leaves, four perfectly sized eggs, three teaspoons of olive oil, two handfuls of red onions, and a delicious omelet to start the day!
#171:
I'm so sad because I'm so bad at writing songs.
#172:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven pounds of ham, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#173:
On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me seven coders coding, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
#174:
Coding is fun. All you do is hit compile and run. It's that simple and you're done.
#175:
On the actual day of "Xmas", Santa gave me a big, furry dog, a noisy, smelly horse, and a big, fat lump of black coal.