#001:
OMG! compiler stop me because of illegal start of expression
This make me a more complicated emotion...
I added a missing } at the end of my method
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#002:
There once was a girl named Norah She knew absolutely nothing about programming. Wahooo she wrote a whole song on Java How'd I do? :)
#003:
I figured I'd just write the whole thing in bytecode,
but all these zeroes and ones are getting quite old
I checked to ensure my ints weren't chars,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile...
Oh! I was saving to the wrong file!
#004:
Declared a new method, to reduce redundancy
yet alas, I tried the name It'sBetter quite clumsily
I added an legal name ThisBetterWorkThisTime,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
With my last will waning, I tried compile file
I ran that main method, siply hoping all the while
I added an legal name ThisBetterWorkThisTime,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
Finally, finally, finally I cried!
My TA just smiled.
#005:
I hope this is my last time to try it.
It compiled,God,It compiled!
I have finllay done my first CSE142 homework!
I added a comment,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#006:
I turned to the net to find a code, and found a cheat for one easy download. I pasted the code into my program, I added a public class an-Compiler Error- I added a ma-Virus Detected-tring[] args, I adde-Song.java:78: error: reached end of file while parsing I 0110000101100100011001000110010101100100 A problem has been detected and your OS has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
#007:
La La La La La La La La La La I don't know if I should drop this class. La La La La La La La La La La Life is pathetic, and Java is hard. My TA just smiled. La La La La La La La La La La I don't know if I should drop this class. La La La La La La La La La La Life is pathetic, and Java is hard. My TA just smiled. My TA just smiled. My TA just smiled. My TA just smiled.
#008:
After working on it long and hard, My program finally compiled. I hurriedly called my TA for him to see. He smiled again and told me that I was free.
#009:
When the program came to an insulting hault
I realized it was all my fault.
I added a debugger to correct the result.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#010:
#011:
Man this coding can be so confusing But once you understand it's quiet amusing At first this assingment was hostile I heard some say it was impossible But i used the back to basics approach Which was my helful guide and coach Now my programs fianlly compile At least for this short while... Chapter Two is next
#012:
I go to Mary Gates for help
The really nice TA teaches me how to program.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
It finally works this time!
My TA just smiled.
#013:
I looked through the textbook and turned the page
This long sequence of coding made me want to rage!
I finished the coding and let out a sigh,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#014:
Class has ended with no time to spare, The class TA showed me here and there, "The solutions you seek are in your packet" Then I realised I just needed to end the bracket. Finally my program fully compiled! The code scrolls down for atleast a mile. I turn the program in, not forgetting to save, As i walk out the door, my TA just smiles and wave.
#015:
What is it that I have to do!
You see here I am just taking cse142,
I am learning how to code
My homework is such a heavy load.
Just look what I did.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#016:
Finally my program works,
It is now singing to others!
I added a comment in front of the song,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
And my TA just smiled.
#017:
Others exude creativity, but I'm only handsom
For my good looks, you would offer ransom
Unfortunately alone I am, but we can make it tandem.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#018:
Then my program compiled, I'm now quite sure why. I guess the bugs go away when you try and add and add and add all your code about this poem that's not quite an ode. Now I know why my code wouldn't compile. My TA just smiled.
#019:
Why my TA always smiled
Because I call this method from A to Z!
I added a static method and called it maybe.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#020:
I thought to myself, "With my talents, I'm going places!"
It was then that I realized I'd forgot those pesky curly braces
I added the braces, the finishing touch
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#021:
So I tried to end this scum java forever but learning only has begun
It looks tedious and boring but it's okay because it actually is tons of fun.
So I will show you how it's done SON!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
Now I know why it didn't compile
So I smiled back to my TA
#022:
And thus at last we complete this song
You wouldn't guess it but this took way too long
I'm out of creative things to say
So now I'll fire off the last method and be on my way
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#023:
Apparently I blanked out on the semicolon
Oh man, sometimes I wish my program would get stolen.
I added a semicolon as fast as can be,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#024:
I fussed with my hair
And I could see steam from my ears.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
Then I knew my errors and mistakes
From a glance at the screen.
And I smiled, too.
#025:
The final might be tough, I hope I don't choke!
Like a brick in my backpack, my book is what I tote.
I added two back slashes so I could type a note
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#026:
I told my computer I wanted a double. but added an int and ran into trouble. I added two methods that call each other and they repeated forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, forever, and ever, I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#027:
I hope this Java stuff stays fun and cool
For the remainder of this quarter at school.
Hopefully I won't have to say
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#028:
It now says I have an unclosed string
Do i have to think of everything?
I added more quotes to close the string,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#029:
I decide to read textbook
I find that I make a mistake.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I added ; after ("I <3 coding")
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#030:
Too early Java reached the end of file
Surely it will keep making fun of me.
I added a pair of curvy brackets,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#031:
#032:
I really like art so I made drew some weird figures
I made multiple shapes so that it would end up looking bigger.
Examples are cones and diamonds and squares
It's not what I pictured but it looks like a pear!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#033:
I don't why I'm writing this verse
This is not the way I ever converse
I think I'll stick to my CSE homework
Coz then I have to see the Burke
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#034:
I sat around for awhile feeling tired, and looked at my code 'till my eyes were on fire Finally I saw the problem with my file! a quick fix... and my code compiled!
#035:
It seems my program wouldn't compile anymore.
But it is in good style,
and I enjoy the process writting it.
Only one problem disturbing me,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#036:
My gears were cranking, someone open a window,
I was missing a semicolon, all I said was, "D'OH"
I added a comment,"\\Don't forget, this is fun!"
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#037:
I worked with these dumb computers, Now my program does compile. My TA just smiled.
#038:
Now it said that class Scum was public
However, I solved that real quick.
I added a file name and saved it as Scum.java,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#039:
Now my program was finally working Sometimes programming can be really irking! But now I see my program looks rather plain So I try to add a method to my main When I try to call it, Java says it's undeclared I am confused because I made sure it was there I realize that I forgot to put a capital letter Now the program was all better.
#040:
Now I say I can't rap, But you teach me how to put up a beat, One, two, three, and four, five, six, seven, and eight, Now I am running out of things to say. Now I say I can't stay with a beat, But you teach me to scat, One, two, three, and four, five, six, seven, and eight, Shoo, pop, didi, da, ding, dang, pong, pang, Now I am running out of things to say. Now I say I can't utter scat, But you teach me to dance, One, two, three, and four, five, six, seven, and eight, Shoo, pop, didi, da, ding, dang, pong, pang, Left Back , rock on right, left forward , Left kick, right kick, pause, right kick, pause, Now I am running out of things to say. Now I say I can't dance, Well what do you expect? I am a CS Major! Now I am running out of things to say.
#041:
My crazy java is still not compiling,
I really hate this feeling,
I looked through my wording,
Found some mistakes in spelling,
I added letters to my words,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#042:
At this point I thought this was definitely not cool,
And I started to feel like a fool.
I wondered if there was a very special tool?
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#043:
I think I am going to fall in love with Java
But my understanding in Java is just like a larva!
I started JGRASP
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#044:
Finally I was close to being done
But then my computer started to hum.
I didn't have time to add anything more
My computer went up in smoke, and I fell to the floor.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#045:
Pissed off, tense, and angry beyond rage I decided to meditate a while. Upon coming back to work on my program I realized my basic error Was simply to forget the creepy curvy braces.
#046:
Java complained like a needy girlfriend
With an insatiable desire for attention
I added my custom verse and completed the assignment!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#047:
Java then accepted the code; it complied, it ran! In an outburst I cried, "Finally, I really think I can!" The lines began to become more and more; I began to think that "This was fun, right down to the core!" But alas, my program was done, And although it took awhile,I thought: "I had won!"
#048:
Then I figured out why it wouldn't compile
I simply had started on the wrong file!
I renamed it to match the class and danced a mile
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#049:
The compiler exclaimed that it just kept parsing
So I asked my TA "now what is missing?!"
I added a bracket to the end of my program,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#050:
The program is still not working
However, it is driving me crazy!
I added a " { " and " } " outside the main method,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#051:
The computer says error,
Man, where did i get mess up again,
Computer just mocks at me,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#052:
TA!Could you please stop to smile? I am sure I really need your help. I don't know what is going on! But my TA just smiled.
#053:
Now the compiler says there is a syntax error
And I was in terror!
I added a letter to fix my misspelled word,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#054:
There it is! The problem was clear!
It's so hard to program while drinking some beer!
I added a comment...
// "To Sober up",
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#055:
I once wrote a program that wouldn't compile I spent the whole night fixing it My TA just smiled.
#056:
But, I'll never give up
I told myself to keep trying until it works
I added a file named Scum.java and saved it,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#057:
I figured out how to get it to compile
You had me going for a little while
But it took me many trials
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#058:
Now I've fixed everything, and it runs okay, all because
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#059:
Just when I thought I had come to my defeat,
jGRASP blessed me with two glorious words, "operation complete."
I added a comment //This program is sweet!,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#060:
<<your custom 6th verse goes here>>
#061:
My teacher sent back that it was sweet My form was wack and the code a treat, She could see I worked hard, all day and all night From 4 to 3, and from dark to light. She couldn't help but give me an A I saw, I yelped, but now I say, Work, because to me that code was "WHAT?!" 'Till you study, you're in a rut.
#062:
I am try to figuring out how to rhyme
It really costs me a lot of time.
I added a comment of my name at the top of the program,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#063:
What's with all of these errors? This homework's been quite the terror. I've been working on this for a while. When will this ever compile?
#064:
Then I decided to give it up,
But I realized that this isn't what a man should do!
So I am starting it over and wanna find the errors.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#065:
Now it says "syntax error"
This is starting to become a reign of terror.
I added a ; to the end of each statement,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#066:
Finally, I decided that it's Monday and it's late,
It's bedtime since I have class at eight, So
I added a comment that said "I give up!"
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#067:
Suddenly it all started working!
My TA said, "Kid, next time start from the beginning"
Start with the public class and calling it Scum,
Then a main method with its String[] args,
Put in System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
Add a backslash to escape the quotes
On the first try it most likely will compile,
I thanked my TA and smiled.
#068:
#069:
Just when I thought I had it down to a dime
My TA gave in saying, "Try using Java next time!"
The horror trickled in with a "drip drip drip"
Like the sound of a faucet where my pride used to exist
For the most curious feeling did emerge and persist
'Twas my new begrudging thankfulness for my TA called "Pip"
So I began all over whilst keeping in mind,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#070:
java stated that I already had a "Scum" in my computer oh,it is so unlucky. i changed the name to be "hero". it works!
#071:
What is this?
Some kind of joke?
I added an endless loop and hope it chokes!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#072:
I was so tired of all of this! I didn't know how to fix it. I said "That's enough for me today,and start it over again".
#073:
It seems that I have finished my Assigment1
Now I felt so interesting and funny on this!
I added // to make my comments so my code became clear,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#074:
I finally finished homework one!
I'm glad its finally done!
It seemed so endless,and left me restless
At last I think I've finally won!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#075:
My head starts to nod, my eyes starts to droop,
Refusing to work, this editor is dupe!
I added a statement in a nested for loop,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#076:
I feel so confused about Java, but my TA said it was not hard, don't worry. I hope I can get a good grade.
#077:
I got so mad, I threw my computer in the trash My TA came over in a flash I just smiled.
#078:
Man I really thought that I was the best
But I guess I'm on to the next.
So I finally just pressed the tiny red "x."
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#079:
I trying to make it short
But it took me so long to finish this HW!
I saved it and went out for breakfast,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#080:
My crazy java is still not compiling,
I really hate this feeling,
I looked through my wording,
Found some mistakes in spelling,
I added letters to my words,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#081:
There's still a problem in my program
My head is now in such a jam!
I saved the program as Scum,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
This time my program finally compiled,
My TA just smiled.
#082:
Out and over, the compiler wanted to fight
It looked fine when I wrote it, at my first sight.
I read my code over to make sure it was right,
Oh dear when will be the end to this night?
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#083:
Finally the due date was approached
So I became a little rushed.
I added a comment to get my program explained,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#084:
I actually don't know what's up
But I know I couldn't just give up.
I added a semicolon at the end of each row,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#085:
Finally I said, "Look, Java! I've had enough of your sass!"
I wanted to get up and storm out of the class.
My brains were fried, and my hands were numb
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#086:
I'm on the home stretch no hair on my head,
If this ain't fixed soon I'll surely be dead!
I added braces to close up the fun,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#087:
I will be dumb.
What could I do?
I added a curly brace after the name.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#088:
I then found the answer
It was really quite easy!
I added a secret now my program runs perfectly,
I added a public class and called it scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#089:
I'm finally done, now I am tired. Figuring out this program took many hours! I told my TA, and she just smiled.
#090:
Adding my commands and editting my programs, Finally it's working my homework it done. I scream out " I did it!" and go out for my date. With a kiss of my girlfriend, stress is blown up.
#091:
Oh,what else can I do ? I added a bracket at the end It works! I finally smiled.
#092:
I chewed my lips, as I twiddle my thumbs. I skimmed over what I had typed. Then I looked up, grabbed a paper and a pen and wrote "I <3 coding" is too confusing to write in a code, So I write it in an ancient method of paper and pen. I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled. Maybe I should go and talk to Helen
#093:
In need of a break and it being late,
This code will just have to wait.
I added a comment \\ to keep track of my work,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#094:
I started with my static methods, Designing, declaring and calling my methods. Until I finally wrote my last "}" to close it all!
#095:
I created a static method and named it sum
But my sum method din't work
And I don't know how to fix this nerd.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#096:
Then the program still didn't work,
This is really end of the world!
I added semicolo after lines
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#097:
And now I just give up Because this is too hard I dropped CSE 142, While my TA smiled.
#098:
I kept on compiling Not forgetting about styling As I joined this CSE cult I compile to wait for my result After infinite loops of waiting for compilation I made sure the printlns were in the right location Error after error I finally realized The problem would have been easy to avoid If I had just remembered to enter public status void
#099:
My brain was overloading
From doing all this coding.
I just wanted it to compile
So I could upload the file.
Boy, I felt dumb
When I realized I had forgotten a }.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#100:
Do you want Java or a cup of coffee?
Java is free,
Coffee's a small fee.
Java is more fun,
Compile and click run!!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#101:
Now that my program is done, I can click compile and then click run, And later submit assignment number one.
#102:
Java is fun and makes me want to go for a run
I wish I could code all day
programming helps me find my way
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding")
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#103:
I outsmarted the computer and finally printed my code,
It was quite a relief to finish my homework load.
I added a check in my planner next to "code" and headed to my abode.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#104:
Now my compiler can't find command "javac"
But to change nothing would be program heresy.
I added some curly brackets in case of clarity,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#105:
I gave up on using my mac,
But after throwing it, I couldn't get my money back!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#106:
For hours on end, I kept up the task
To successfully run my code, I had to look into the past.
I'm fortunate enough to have many friend's to ask
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#107:
I finally started to get it
I checked all the little bits.
I added a static method called verse6,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#108:
This computer coding thing is fun I walk around the campus and it's really hot because of the sun I am stuck in my room trying to get this done But it's cool, because this is totally awesome This verse is getting more and more interesting When my roomate made fun of me, I told him to "GET SOME"
#109:
JGRASP gradually becomes my best friend
Boy, I know you are the important guy who helps me get to know Java.
Boy, I know you always bear my lots of errors.
Boy, thanks for pointing out my errors,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#110:
I tried to compile again, but it said:'{' expected
So now it needs a bracket, just find and fix it
I inserted the bracket and waited if it got fixed
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#111:
Finally Java seemed to compile,
Thank god! - thought I after adding an identifier.
Oh, no! What again?! Another complaint:
"1 error" it tells me, here I go again.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#112:
So I sorted out the problems that made Java mad, I hit the compile, I was pleased to see that my program finally compiled! I ran the program at long last, With that, I was able to see my creation.
#113:
The words written in my program like a cascade.
Hopefully, I could achieve a good grade.
I checked the homework named Scum repeatedly!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#114:
I needed help so I called up my homie Big Sean,
He knew right away what I was doing wrong.
Big Sean was surprised I had taken so long,
He simply said "I do it" and the program turned on.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#115:
After a few trials, and help from a classmate, it finally compiled! Although the process wasn't easy, when my file finally ran, it gave me a big joy. My final product looked awesome and I can't wait to try out different methods. Now I owe my classmate a dinner and have to think about which restaurant to go to:).
#116:
I hope maybe one day I can program a game
But right now THIS program is so very lame!
I added a comment that said "I love games",
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#117:
<<Finally finished this Song with a small headache. Like Mitt Ronmey trying to answer questions in a GOP debate. Roses are red Violets are blue Most poem's ryhme.. But i'm done for tonight>>
#118:
I decided to take out my book and look. Then I learn what was missing. I added public statice void, It finally compile, I smiled at my T.A.
#119:
I tried to deem my project a success
But, darn - I do not think that these keys are quite blessed!
I added all that I could but it turned out like a mess,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#120:
I can write my own verse now. It seems easy to do Java in class, But actually it is kind of hard to do it by myself. Whatever, it is interesting so far! Hope I can make it!
#121:
I scrolled to the bottom to check for semicolons
Then I got confused and forgot where I'd begun
I added some comments by typing /*
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#122:
After a long trial of error
My mind is full of terror
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
Ooops! I forgot to close the brakets
With that, the program finally runs
And my TA congrats me!
#123:
"Don't forget to name a 'class' name!"
That's why 'compile' was a dream.
I added a 'My CES story' as a public class name,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#124:
The program still managed to find more errors This time with six I tried fixing them all with my awesome skills But more and more errors came out Why is java so difficult and boring? But why does it feel so good when I finish it? Especially when I see "operation complete" Well, I dont know what to write anymore. So bye.
#125:
That was it, I was done, I couldn't figure it out. Nevertheless it was fun, at least I didn't shout That was years ago, and now I can code But those faithful lines still echo I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#126:
My TA did nothing. I kept asking why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#127:
I was about out of time,
so I added one last rhyme.
But it still failed to compile,
so I shouted "What's wrong with this file!"
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#128:
I wrote this program with my whole house at the game
I hope my brothers don't think I'm too lame
For coding so long that I just want to hurl
Instead of prefunking and talking to girls
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#129:
I named my program Gillingham My TA asked me why? I dared not defy! I added a static method to reduce any redundancy, I added a method within a method to save main some pain, I almost forgot however I caught the ';' after each statement, Now I knew my program would compile, Java is so versatile it makes me smile.
#130:
I fixed my code but it was no use
My code stunk, I had no excuse.
I compiled my file and hoped for the best,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#131:
Now the compiler gave me another error And all I wanted was to put an end to this terror. I don't know why it wouldn't compile, So I added some braces to open and close my class, I held down CTRL+B and my breath, When at last my code compiled! My TA just smiled.
#132:
Wow, CSE 142 is actually really amazing, I never thought I'd find myself dazing. I can't wait to learn more about Java, I just hope I dont find myself in a pool of java lava!
#133:
My program compiled! Take that jGrasp!
So I went back over it to make sure I would pass.
I added some comments to make my thoughts clear,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#134:
I had a nice red velvet cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory today
but I finished all of it at once and it feels kind of gross.
I want to take a nap,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#135:
I love Java
I love to program
But it is challenging
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#136:
Why am I so stupid I asked myself
This work cannot be good for my health!
I added a comment saying "Enough of this! That's it!",
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#137:
I finally got it right!
I'm so glad I'm such a code baller
I really hope now that CSE doesnt get harder
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#138:
I stopped then and looked for the curly brace
To find it'd vanished without a trace.
I added one then and indented the line,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#139:
Now the program becomes massy
I am trying to make it succinct.
I added a public static void to keep it clear,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#140:
Then there was a semicolon losing,
I hope that is the last thing I missing!
I added a semicolon to complete the statement,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#141:
Now it's 11 o'clock in the night, I have got the error in sight. For hours this small error has eluded me, But now that the program has compiled, I can finally celebrate in glee.
#142:
Java "expected a semicolon after dog"
But it couldn't fix it itselt, my god!
I added the semicolon and checked my work,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#143:
It cannot run after compling.
How to work out this troubing?
I added the name "Song" in the file name,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#144:
Java is not that hard to write But you have to try Time and patience are the key to triumph When your TA smiled at you You should feel happen this time Because you can be the TA next time
#145:
Some Alien Language in compile messages just pop up
Oh god stop tricking me it's enough.
I import a package called java.gangnamstyle,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#146:
Ah, after creating organization in this art piece
My computer compiled and finally ceased
I added a closing bracket
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String{} args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#147:
Finally I need to write a verse to fininsh my work,
Man, that's an easy wokr!
I added another method for the final
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#148:
Now that the program has been written, I am finally done
I realized that wasn't so bad and I had just won.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#149:
Programming is annoying I guessed I would keep on going. The time I knew it would compile, My TA would smile.
#150:
<< I took a break to eat some ramen
And later checked my code and found it uncommon.
I added star slash to end the comments,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled. >>
#151:
#152:
My TA finally talked And said "close the bracekt!" It finally compiled. So I said... It was as easy as 1+1=2 It was as easy as 2+1=3 It was as easy as 3+1=4 It was as easy as 4+1=5 My TA just smiled.
#153:
Our eyes burned, the program wasn't precise
The TA told me to redo it twice.
I added a method to keep it concise,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#154:
#155:
Java ran the program I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#156:
I looked real close at my computer, She looked back at me, And with a glint in her eye, Crashed to desktop. My TA just smiled.
#157:
Wow this song
Is getting really tiring.
So I put on the final curly brace
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#158:
No way, it was right there, hiding from view,
A missing character all along, who knew?
I added a semicolon and was done,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#159:
The errors seemed endless I thought I tried everything I got up from my seat to ask for help My TA just smiled. Now i finally have no errors!
#160:
I took a hammer to my computer and threw it in the Nile, My computer floated up, wow it has guile. I didn't know how my computer then compiled, My TA just smiled.
#161:
After a while I lost all desire, I quit out of the program and turned on the game, It was well worth it we won the overtime thriller! Maybe tomorrwow I'll have better luck.
#162:
The statement needs to run with a parenthesis
I added a parenthesis to complete the statement
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#163:
After a while, I couldn't handle it anymore
I was ready to give up and storm out the door
All the coding was cramping my brain
Surely I would go insane
If I hadn't decided it was time to take a break
So I treated myself to some chocolate cake
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#164:
Java so far is pretty fun But if you have been having problems I feel sorry for you son I have 99 problems, but Java ain't one
#165:
My Java kept screaming the word, "Error! Error!"
The ardousness had me cringing in terror.
I saved the file as Scum.jav,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#166:
Java always expected something I thought is correct. Why computers always be so annoying? I started typing again, with no clue in my head I typed "I love java" I tried "I love coding" But neither of them work. Operation still incomplete. what should I do?
#167:
I finally thought I was done
I thought it might be able to run
So I input my last }
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#168:
the laptop was just out of power
Man, that really kills me
I restarted the laptop and did all these agian
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#169:
Sadly this idea did not let me pass
I am so tired of this programs sass
I added two slashes above my class
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#170:
What a wonderful day i just have here. Not every code monkey has a pare of big ear, Cause everyone just wants to be reacher. Then they said to us:"coding to death!"
#171:
The program compiled but ran really slow
Managed code's a bummer; oh well now I know
I added a semicolon to end the statement,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#172:
I got error messages once again.
This time I checked every details in my program.
I added a semicolon where it was forgotten.
I capitalized the word System.
I spelled words correctly.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
Finally my program works!
#173:
I've been coding this afternoon
I'm drained and tired and I wanna go home
I added the final verse
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#174:
I relized I should just look in the book, I read the chapter on my nook. Finally it came to me aftera ll this while. And now I know why it didn't compile, So to my TA I smiled.
#175:
My program is still not golden
I added a semi-colon!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#176:
When I was writing this program I had trouble getting started, I kept getting an error that stated I was missing something. After a good nights sleep, I went to the IPL, and realized that there were no TA's there. While I was sitting around I decided to check the schedule, I found out that there were no TAs until 1:30. I checked the time and it was 10:30. I decided to sit down and work on it myself, I realized I was missing ";" at the end of every println statement. This isn't even a song, it's just how I completed this assignment.
#177:
All computers with cognitive inability,
Makes me feel fine with my disability,
Because I am still able to attempt to program in reality.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#178:
Maybe I should add a few for-loops
Otherwise, my program might look like poop!
I added another method to clean up my program,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#179:
I went to office hours becaue I was sad.
This Song.java was driving me mad!
Try as I might to get it right,
I knew I could not without LN's insight!
I added curly braces to get "legal java",
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#180:
The program was mocking me as I glared at the screen,
I was tempted to punch it because it was mean,
I added a new line to clean up the input,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#181:
I finally finish my homework!
Wow, it is so great!
I submit my homework and I get 10!
Altought there were some mistakes in my homework,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#182:
I was looking at my code through a rose colored lens
I tended to Farmville; the coop and the hens
I checked all my indents and fixed my parens
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#183:
I noted all the errors and gave 'em a look I started googling solutions to remove the crooks I fixed all the errors and tried to compile And yeah, the program did compile Now, I took the program to the TA Finally, my TA just smiled
#184:
I think this homework is pretty cheesy
But I know static methods like a breeze...y
Roses are red, violets are blue
I can't rhyme, or make songs
Sandwich
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#185:
"Error, Error!" cried the compiler
Maybe there is a bug in my computer.
I opened up my computer and here it came the beetle,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#186:
I konw my program is perfect,
so my TA always loves my program.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#187:
Frustration took over as I started again. I wondered why my computer was being such a jerk and why in the world it wouldn't work. Then I noticed something I had overlooked. As it turns out, I was on facebook.
#188:
I try to get a number raised to a power,
The program runs but it just comes out sour.
I need to go to the proffesors office hours,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#189:
I looked at my TA for some help, There is no way I can do this by myself! My TA just smiled...
#190:
What's an enum?
I don't know what that is!
I added a few curly braces and said, "That's it!"
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
And I still don't know why it wouldn't compile.
#191:
At the end of this poem, I need to add my own expression.
I don't know how to write the last sentence.
I just hope Java can run competely.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding")
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#192:
My TA kept on looking at me.
But she never gave me a solution.
I added a name to this and called it Scum.java.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#193:
I went out and rode my horse
It was late, sky full with stars.
Came back and looked at my computers.
eating my chips.
I added a lot of zzzzzZZZZZZZs!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#194:
Oh my, I'm such a bad composer!
Unfortunately I'm really bad at computer!
I added public static void main,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its Strig[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#195:
<<My compiler must be a COUNTERFEIT!>>
#196:
I looked at the file name and realized it didn't match,
I saved the program and called it Scum.java,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#197:
I asked my TA "Why are you smiling?" He said "I cant tell you. Keep trying!" I started crying.
#198:
Now I think the Java should be happy
But Java says it still needs comments
I added a //My part in this part
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#199:
In the end when it compiled, And my TA stopped to smile. I decided to use the ending curly bracket, And put and end to this racket.
#200:
I started to lose hope, I almost gave up,
I said "TA can you help me?"
And the TA said "yup!"
So I showed them the problem, while I chewed some gum,
They said "What did you do? Where's the error from?"
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
That was no help, so I got a little mad,
I took the computer and slammed it pretty bad.
I quit CSE, it seemed as useless as "the clapper"
Waved bye to my TA and said "screw school, I'm a rapper"
#201:
Going through this, working with Java was fun So much fun that I can call her hun Now it finally compiled And my TA still smiled.
#202:
Hey, Java I finally beat you up
And I wish I can join the CSE club
I added a comment so let the program works
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#203:
Maybe it's because it's my first time coding But this is seriously such a mess I think I even started to see the wall molding My TA just smiled.
#204:
It turns out that that wasn't the problem,
I hit compile again -it failed- and I started a'sobbin!
I added one last bracket,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#205:
I remade the whole design
its no longer so complicated,
and now this programs works just like I want it.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#206:
I threw up my hands in exasperation
Now my code and I would never rule the nation!
When all I was missing was a single notation.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#207:
I used the debugger; I couldnt take it anymore
Then I realized the problem's behind the keyboard
I added static methods to reduce redundancy,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#208:
All this time I wish I knew
How to write code just like you
I added a public static void to remove redundancies
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#209:
The errors piled I thought I had it dialed I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#210:
My compiler complained, "class Scum is public," I got to thinking, my program is rubbish! I renamed my program and happily cried, Then showed my TA that it had finally compiled, Both of us smiled.
#211:
Here I was ready to cry
I just let out loud sigh.
I added an identifier, I thought I was so sly,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#212:
It was then that I realized I'd left out a bunch And that all I needed was the finishing touch. With a curly brace here, and a curly brace there, I contained my method, making it fair. A semicolin and braces perfected my string And doing that seemed to have been just the thing! Then for fixing the errors preventing the compile, My TA approved my Scum.java file!
#213:
#214:
System wants me to give a name
I am so confused to name the system fools!
I added all the letters and named my system,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#215:
New to programming, I was distraught!
I hoped my fatal coding error wouldn't be caught.
Suddenly my mind saw a light at the end of the tunnel,
I reached up and pinched myself until I wanted to scream,
It worked like a charm and I woke up from my bad dream,
My bad dream where...
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#216:
I'm not sure why its this hard to write code
After I study a bit more, it'll be EZMODE
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#217:
I thought I was crazy when I decided to take CSE142.
And I did one thing crazier.
I punched the computer.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#218:
I've finally figured out this game
It was all about the save name.
Boy, coding really isn't lame!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#219:
As I stared at my program, wishing it would compile A sudden realization gave me cause to smile. It wasn't MY fault, I discovered at last. My program wouldn't compile simply because... I was using a Mac.
#220:
The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
#221:
Now the jGRASP wants a file name
what should I call my little program?
I have to name it using Scum!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#222:
I don't understand this jGRASP Every time I compile it is an utter collapse. CSE 142 I cry! What do I do to pass? Ohh I must show up to class!? My TA just smiled and laughed.
#223:
Hoping my project would soon be done
I just want to go out and see the sun
I added a static method and called the lines
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#224:
Just ignore other things, There are thousands of methods and I suddenly smiled, Because of these methods, it wouldn't compile!
#225:
20 erros java said
So I thought I might forget something more.
I added a semicolon to make it a statement,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#226:
Java protested that my code needed repair;
Scum.java is how it should be declared!
I saved my file like I was told,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
It finally compiled
My TA really smiled
#227:
I finally fixed all the errors
And compiled the complicated program.
Using the following steps.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#228:
I searched left, I searched right, Didn't expect it would take so much of my might Then I thought I will take it light After a long time I took a bite, Finally found the problem was well within my sight Then thought to myself, someday I will be a knight!
#229:
While it took time to notice
It seems to me
The reason my program wouldn't compile
Is for lack of semi-colons closing statements
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#230:
I went over my notes again And I tried to compile it one more time. It doesn't work! I gave up... My TA failed to smile...
#231:
Giving up hope was my truest desire Swore I would throw my computer into a fire. Begged my TA to tell me whats wrong He told me to call the file name Song Now I know why it wouldnt compile, My TA just smiled.
#232:
Finally I got it that a class name is needed
I was happy because I thought I made it
I added a class name called Song
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#233:
My notes complained the codes are hard to read
They need to be more organize indeed.
I added all the tabs it needs,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#234:
I search of mistakes, I went on a quest
But my code was just one confusing mess
I added more methods to simplify my code,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I finally found out why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#235:
I sat staring and tried to remain calm
And reacted with a facepalm.
I smashed the keyboard in frustration
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#236:
It got to be too frustrating so I had to quit. My TA just frowned.
#237:
Java couldn't say that I added some comments My first one I did with a forwardslash and a star, This way I can comment until I close it, very far, Another way of commenting is two forwardslashes, I like this one because the whole left side matches, I'm sorry to say, it is the end of this song\program, It's time for me to put the curly braces in and scram.
#238:
18 errors it was expectin'
And I said, "Now, you best not be direspectin'!"
I added 18 semicolons, I guess I shouldn't be hatin',
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#239:
Well then finally it compiled, so I went to submit the fil.e But the deadline had passed, it had been a while. My TA just smiled.
#240:
Since jGRASP does give much help, I shall stop bragging about Java. I told myself no more coding for today. Oh, friend, let's Gangnam away.
#241:
I love CSE 142 course
And I want to get full GPA!
My program did nothing
So I started typing.
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#242:
Now comes the finale
Proof that a beginner can program
I finish with a bracket
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String{} args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#243:
How is it possible to have 38 errors, that's a ton I can't handle this any more, I think I'm done I added an ALT and a F4
#244:
It was 4AM so I went to bed
And in the morning scratched my head
And sorely wished I had added some comments.
I added a curly brace to the end of my program,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#245:
Finally I came throught all the bizarre situation
And managed my way to the assignment completion
I created a new java file and named it Song.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#246:
Then the console showed the error line Whoops, I forgot to add a semi-colon. I added the semi-colon after "()". I added all the staffs I have known. It failed to compile again. My TA just gave me the right code.
#247:
"Package system does not exist" appeared on the screen
Maybe I should drop this class.
I added a semicolon at the end of the statement,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#248:
What the ????, the computer print nothing out?!
Hey dude, I'm totally out of this.
I added a method named noobDumbComputers
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#249:
In CSE142, I could not have refrained
From sleeping in class, as if I'd been detained
I added a while loop and the teacher complained,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#250:
So let's wrap it up. It is time for me to go. No need to do it anymore.
#251:
The compiler gave me an error: ';' expected,
I don't know how that mistake went undetected!
I added a ';' to show the compiler who's boss,
I added System.out.println(";_;") to express my feelings about debugging and the time I lost.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#252:
"error: not a statement," well what does that mean?!
I can't let down my Hufflebuff team!
I fixed two backslashes that I had typed forward,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#253:
My computer hates me
I screamed with all my breath!
I added something and received the blue screen of death.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#254:
I added comments for each verse, These comments helps me stay sane, These comments also keeps the code organized, My TA laughed.
#255:
So I took that there program and sat it down I told it that I no longer wanted to frown "Now," I told it, "wouldn't it be the most fun If you would just compile and then run?" For whatever reason it still refused to acquiesce That's when I decided to throw out my request And just press delete See? CSE really is neat!
#256:
Now I decided to give it one last shake
Hope it wasn't too late,
I ended the whileloop giving it a break;
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#257:
Java told me that it couldn't find a symbol
fortunately I was skillful and nimble
i checked my code and corrected a mistake as small as a thimble
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#258:
And all that I'm trying to ask, Is for them to do one simple task. but it still can't compile? And all that I'm trying to ask, Is for them to do one simple task. well, this may take a while. Why can't these programs just see, That they're gonna be the death of me.
#259:
#260:
Real challenge in this code is to write a rhyme
i was stuck until i had a piece of lime
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#261:
I finally realized my problem! I hadden't gone to the "IPL" to bug VALERIE! I sprinted down to the IPL, like a true baller,got help... And it finally compiled, my program worked! My Teacher couldn't help but to smile, and give me an A
#262:
Adding the semicolons, I wanted to be done
But alas, I forgot but one
I added the ending brackets, and fiddled my thumbs
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#263:
In the end Jave became my frind. All my exceptions disappeared and it suddenly started to work. Oh Java you are like magic to my world :3! Now work when the TA checks this so they can smile.
#264:
"Is Java that difficult?"
I asked myself.
But I just feel like controling it well.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#265:
This assignment just seems so complex
Perhaps my computer is under some hex!
I closed out of jGrasp to switch to Eclipse,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#266:
Five error messages later, I figured it out
Still, I had too many double-u-tee-eff moments to count
I added a coment with \\...wait or was it //? o_0
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#267:
How dumb, I almost forgot the last line
And that concludes this song of mine.
I added a few lines to end the song,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#268:
So now I have finished my first assignment and I'm thinking "WOW!"
I came into this class as retarded as a cow!
But now I know all about main methods and strings,
And now I know about all I needed to add, in this list of things:
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#269:
It seemed that I was missing just one more thing
One more parenthesis and a little more bling,
I added my name, date, and title, finally sent it to compile.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#270:
This program cannot be saved
God, I just remember what professor told me!
I added a name for this program called "Scum.java".
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#271:
By nightfall, I turned numb Because my TA kept giving me thumbs I added a public class and called it Scum, I ....... Above all, I was dancing gangnam~ Turn my back again, it was all rum I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#272:
Finally my program was ready to run,
And then I thought, "Wow I'm almost done!"
I wrote my name as a comment on the top,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#273:
It said no method matching
so i did the wise thing
I added a method called lightning,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#274:
I know this "song" is like crazy, But java is always our friend. He is not enthusiastic but steady. You should know him comprehensively first, Then, he will open himself to you. Wish you guys could be friends.
#275:
My TA is smart and handsome,
10 points he will give and he is awesome
I added a compliment and hope it works
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#276:
Java still didn't give me the results
Where is my little magic?
I added a Java file and named it Scum.java
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#277:
Compiler insisted the file and the class having one name Oh my God, I have to keep them the same. Compiler cares about every detail. I care about all my mistakes. Getting to know programing My TA knows I am smiling.
#278:
But Java still won't do it,
";" is what it wanted
I added a semicolon at the end of the line,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#279:
I asked for a value, from the user
and let him be, that's right, a chooser
Some error, it came.
It looked very tame.
I banged my head on the table
because I did not declare,
a variable
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#280:
Java continued to give me trouble
I've been working so hard I'm seeing double
I added a comment and hoped for the best,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#281:
What's the problem computer? My first time computing so this is too difficult However, I won't give up now! I realized that my problem was that I didnt add ; at the end The stress I was feeling dissapeared like air My TA patted my back I laughed out loud and stood up rapidly All my classmates stared at me We all just laughed
#282:
I thought hard about why my program wouldn't compile; I was on the verge of displacing my anger on my TA, For smiling so deviously at my failure. But I suddenly received a text from my girlfriend. The end of the message says, "I love you ;)". And I realized that I was missing a semicolon! So I added ";" to the end of my program statements, Viola! My program compiled successfully! But before I run it my laptop died...
#283:
In fact it is my first time to reach java programming class!
To be host, I am really excited and curious that I will try my best to format my own program.
Programs can be easy or difficult to read depending upon their format.
Computer stands in front of me encouraging me deeply.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#284:
Then a pop-up said to save a named file So, I had to go the extra mile And renamed the public class what I named the file: "Java_Style" It now compiles.
#285:
This must be a joke, I'm still waiting for the pun
Strike the power button and I am done.
This is a late night fight that the computer had won.
I turned off my computer and went to bed.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#286:
I was tired and wanted to sleep
But I had homework I had to do.
I added a public static void and called it Help!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#287:
Java threw an error, then threw in a joke:
Why did the programmer get trapped in the shower?
The shampoo said, "lather, rinse, repeat"
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#288:
Now I know what I want to do
Computer science it is, woohoo!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#289:
Suddenly, I felt the lightbulb click,
and thought "Finally, this is the trick."
So I threw out my computer and opened a book.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#290:
While the code was being compiled,
The syntax error was quite the trial
I added a semicolon and fixed my caps
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#291:
It is very useful to use comments
Usually can describe something.
l added a new method and called it method1,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#292:
So I decided to go to the Introductory Programming Lab My indentation was bad, so the teaching assistant told me to press tab Helene showed us this cool feature in class called the indentation tool Now I do not have a problem with my program and not look like a fool I can show off my indentation skills to impress the ladies in CSE 142 Hopefully this verse is chosen in class to see all the funny views,
#293:
Java required a filename
Oh,programming really sucks!
I added a filename after Scum.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#294:
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#295:
Finally, I scanned for any more mistakes
were all my points, brackets and ; in place?
This Java language is such a piece of cake!
I hit cmd b in jGRASP, How sweet!
The writing turned blue, operation complete!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
Oh thank God, it finally complied!
Now I know why, my TA just smiled.
#296:
The computer is still yelling
I have to fix my spelling.
Now everything is working.
I added a semicolon after every statement,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#297:
I finally realized that my TA is not helpful. I dropped the section, and registered for another section. I found out that my new TA is my old TA's twins. Now I'm thinking dropping the course......
#298:
I guess it's time to read the Java textbook,
I can't find it so I gave my program another look
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#299:
Writing a program is easy for me now.
I am familiar with regular pattern now.
I save this program with name of song.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#300:
I try adding and subtracting punctuations, but that didn't work I found out it was unable to read what I wrote Hopefully I can figure out this program in time
#301:
I feel confused when face these computers. Oh, I am more stupid than dumb! I added a method to reduce redundancy, After long term hard working. Finally, I think I love programming!
#302:
Oh god! I find it! I realize each problem from the work. I concentrate with each word and syntax. And I believe this time I can make it. Operation complete and running successfully! I can communicate with such a dumb computer.
#303:
Coding all night on that Java Flow so hot like lava I'm 'bout to hit compile, watch the source come to life, Illegal start of expression, compiler causin' strife Coding on codiene now my codes also sick Need some code done I'm your number 1 pick You can't guess my code I'm like Rumplestiltskin, Trying to cramp my style, out of bounds exception.
#304:
The console gave out a message,
"Error" and I tried once more to fix this wreckage.
I added a semicolon to finish the statement,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#305:
Out of frustration I ate some Altoids,
Then I realized I forgot the word "void."
I added "void" to make the computer happy,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I finally got the program to compile,
My TA just smiled.
#306:
Thought CSE class was not too hard But with all new vocabs, I might need too many flash cards This assignment really confused my mind Now I have to give my best, So I can ace all my tests.
#307:
Finally I identified my mistake, And made it correct with the ";" at the end of the println statement, Finally compiler was able to compile, but my TA still smiled!!
#308:
Fed up I switched to a new computer Tried to compile and got a pathing error A flood or tornado would be cuter Than the Java language and its terror After another try I wanted to cuss, for said the compiler, "all your base are belong to us." But then in my head a bright light lit I had forgotten to download the Java development kit!
#309:
Ha! Java finallly stopped complaining Now I know how to appease the compiler. So I decided to keep taking this class for this quarter because I'm just about to finish the first assignment. My TA just smiled.
#310:
Now some would think we're done
but my teacher wants style, and that's fun!
So I indent my statement and add explanations (No puns!)
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added a System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#311:
It's 11:59 and it still won't work
Right around the corner the due date lurks.
I tear out my hair because something is wrong,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#312:
There is a young man in the Allen library at 7pm. Everyone knows why he studies so hard-working. Because he desires to join the CSE major. There is a young man in the Suzzallo library at 10pm. He desperately wants to go to bed but he can't do it. Everyone knows why he studies so hard-working. Because he desires to join the CSE major. There is a young man in the Odegaard library at 2am. He is already drank five cups of coffee. He desperately wants to go to bed but he can't do it. Everyone knows why he studies so hard-working. Because he desires to join the CSE major. There is a young man on his bed at 3am. Why he still don't sleep? He has to read the book named Building Java Programs over 20 pages. He desperately wants to go to bed but he can't do it. Everyone knows why he studies so hard-working. Because he desires to join the CSE major.
#313:
What should I do?
The only thing is cheking through.
Finally I find all the errors
"Thanks God!"I work the assignment out.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#314:
I realized then, I knew for a fact:
these mad CS majors had signed some dark pact!
I promised my firstborn if it would just work,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#315:
And that is when I realized that I did it backwards
So I hit compile and guess what happened?
My friend jGRASP said "operation complete," because:
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#316:
I start to do my first homework
The structure puzzles are really puzzled!
I review a book called build java program
I rewatch my intruductor's slide
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#317:
I opened another window
To check the requirements that I should follow
I added a comment to make structure clearer to show,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#318:
My computer is great It helps me generate Endless lines of code. Keyboards on which I type Moniters that I must wipe Every afternoon.
#319:
These languages are really funny
But they're also very important for me to know.
I added a note to remind me what I'm doing,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#320:
I'm now close to the end of my program, Sadly I cannot think of a rhyme, So I'll just say this has been fun! Now I can get out and see the sun.
#321:
Finally I fix all the bugs
Check the program again and again!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#322:
Next Java asked for a curly bracket
To put on the end like a jacket.
I added a brace to end the compiler's racket,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#323:
I was being forced to make a creative line
So instead I decided to complain, and it worked out just fine.
I added a sixth verse to the song and I hoped I wouldn't fall behind.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String [] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added system.out.println ("I <3 coding")
I don't know why it woudln't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#324:
Another problem arised when I had to simplify,
I am checked out mentally, too bad I ran out of Abilify.
I revised my algorithm to help me out!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#325:
I stood up and frowned And threw the computer on the ground I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#326:
Java said "missing method body, or declare abstract".
I was at lost.
But I realized that semicolons should only be put after methods that are abstract.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#327:
Each time I fix my code, it continues the cries of "error" This assignment given to me just fills me with terror I should copy my friend's code, but that be a felon So instead, I'll ask help from Helene
#328:
Java told me that class name,Scum, was invalid,
Frustrated, I picked up the computer
That was the end of the computer
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#329:
Gosh code can be so fun
As I sit and type out here in the sun
I added a } and then went on a run,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#330:
Then I ran and got my dog, I told her to that I need help. She proceed to draw a bone .-. .-. ( `-._________.-' ) >= _______ =< ( ,-'` `'-, ) `-' `-'
#331:
But finally, I think I got it right
So I compiled and ran, then Java told me "operation complete."
I added some comments begining with // and /*
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#332:
This is too stressful
I want to throw my computer out the window!
I added the methods I made to main,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#333:
Oh,Java you finally embrace me!
Static method should to be uesed!
i added some static to simplify programming
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#334:
jGRASP showed where changes were needed, So I fixed it, compiled it, the error defeated. No more to add, my program completed And the TA will never know that I cheated The TA was suspicious, because of my smile, He asked, "How the hell did that just compile?" I replied, "Hey look, this took me a while," "But I finally figured out how to run this damn file!" Still not convinced, he began to get heated But the code looked so good, he quickly retreated I hid my sly smirk, for I knew I had succeeded. My TA doesn't know why it compiled, I just smiled.
#335:
Java points out three mistakes
And they locate in two sentenses.
I added a static method to reduce redundancy,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#336:
Now I feel so professional
Whatever I write it would just compile,
I added System.out.println("now coding <3s me too!"),
My TA just smiled.
#337:
I know I an done! but I just remain sullen
As I look at the message "missing semicolon"
I added a comment to express my anger
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#338:
So I typed and typed and typed and typed My tongue turned soft and my fingers felt sore. Days and weeks and months went by. When suddenly the computer grew eyes and some hair. Oh wait I'm blind! This computer's a bear. Now where did my left arm go...
#339:
Coding, the art of logical flowing. One little error to stop it from loading. Organized yet it looks like a scramble. What in the world are these symbols? (/, \ , "or" even ||?) One last time, I press compile, Only to see my TA smile.
#340:
I once wrote a program that wouldn't compile I'm keeping looking for the answer to the problem, going through my textbook and doing more programming practice. Finally I find what I enjoy most is not the correct method for this program, but the process of exploring the truth. Still, I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#341:
Now I began to feel very glum
This assignment long ago stopped being fun
The rest of my day was looking very humdrum
I was really hoping I could go for a run
But now I'd be working until I was done.
I added a function and called it Bum.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#342:
I once had a friend named Hal, who was in love with Sal. They were good pals.
#343:
I am not a programmer in my heart, nor one in my soul,
But the fact I'm in here, helps me further my goal.
I think I might even be on a roll.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#344:
Java freezed for an hour And I went to my TA's office. My TA just smiled.
#345:
I need to repeat the same series of tasks,
And only a special tool will get me out of this goop.
I added a loop, and named it poop,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#346:
Java expected a ";", I expected a complete operation
After this assignment, I need a vacation!
Coding hurts my brain, I should have taken botany!
I added an escape clause to escape the monotony,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#347:
I bashed my head to the keyboard in frustration,
And cursed this program to eternal damnation!
I added this Scum to my recycle bin, and swore to revert to written communication.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#348:
I nver tried to build a program before, but my mother told me "just try your best to learn CSE!" I got my mom's advice and choose the course CSE142 I read books, serched information on the Internet and tried my best to study. Finally, I found that CSE is not as hard as I thought before. Nowadays, I found that I love this course and I have decided to still learn CSE in the future. Also, I believe that I can do a good job in this major!
#349:
It was my first time working on JAVA,
It worked finally!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added a new line character to escape sequence to embed newline characters in a string,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#350:
I finally found out how to get this thing rollin' I just needed to add a semi-colon. Error-free, my program compiled And at last I could finally smile.
#351:
But then I realized the cause of all this racket:
The simple mistake of forgetting the last bracket!
Now my program will finally compile!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#352:
I got carpal tunnel from typing in jGRASP,
Why can't it have auto-finish like Eclipse?
After using jGRASP, I want to just fall on the floor,
For tabbing in jGRASP has only three spaces not four!
I added a "while" that took only a little while,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#353:
I knew I could only work for another half hour
Before my computer and I began to lose power.
I went over the problems again in my head
Only to have to start over again.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#354:
A Final error from the compiler, class declared in Scum.java
Problem solved ! Hope to see it works.
I added its name Scum and saved it,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
It works ! It works ! I'm the master of coding,
My TA just smiled.
#355:
After all things I could add, this program just wouldn't compile! I crashed the monitor and left. My TA just gave me a frozen smile.
#356:
"Operation Complete"; finally good news
The homework is finished. I now may snooze.
I added a comment saying a job well done.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I aded a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I now know why it didn't compile.
My TA just smiled.
#357:
Future looks uncertain. I wonder about my assignment's fate I won't stop scratching my head.
#358:
I desperately flipped through the whole book,
A semicolon could not be all that it took.
I added a static method to reduce the length,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#359:
After all this time I spent The program came to an end. However not yet could I receive a grade, For it first must be saved!
#360:
After hours of coding and frequent debugging
That made me want to go mugging
I added a dent in my keyboard because I was frustrated,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#361:
Then my program got stuck in an infinite loop
I clicked "END" and took a break to recoup
I revised my program, and removed the loop
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#362:
I decided I'd left out a curly brace,
But checked and found them all in place!
I added a comment to argue my case,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#363:
After thinking and thinking why my program was swollen,
I finally discovered that I had only missed one semi-colon.
I added the missing semi-colon and hoped it worked,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
And sure enough it compiled without a hitch,
My TA just smiled.
#364:
Parts of my code were hopelessly redundant
"system.out.println's" were way too abundant
I added a for loop to shorten my code
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#365:
I even called my friend Dan, Man what a pain!I was slowly going insane. I was starting to label this program mundane. Maybe I'm really bad at it all, I may as well just go to the mall.
#366:
I was getting anxious and tired
I was so close to finishing Song.java
I deleted that elusive stray comma,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
It finally compiled!
My TA just smiled.
#367:
Now the program compiles, but my TA still smiles, exclaiming, "The final deadline is over, retake it next quarter!" as I sat staring at the computer and cried.
#368:
I screamed I love CSE
But it did little to help my positivity
I added a // to express myself
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#369:
Java is a cool language
But it is not so cool when it doesn't compile no matter what you do.
But once it works, it just made my day!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#370:
I did everything I could, I didn't know what else I could do to just make it work I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#371:
I fixed my code and clicked the little running man
My success made me so happy that I started to dance!
I added a comment to express my glee
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
The End!
#372:
When I last pressed compile I expected success, Too bad that there was more code to address. After slaving away for hours at my desk It finally compiled and it was the best! I once wrote a program that wouldn't compile I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#373:
Oh my Jesus Chris, I can't fix my program
Oh boy, my brain is supposed to be better than these computers.
I added some comments and my TA will know it,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#374:
And now I'm still trying to write a poem But I still havn't figure out how to run my program! I went to bed until four a.m. for checking CS book Therefore my head is a mass right now. But even I don't know how to compile. I still want to compile! Finally I find out the reason that why i can't run my program, Because I don't know I have to click the compile file button before I run the program. Why am I so silly?! But I like this!
#375:
This problem made me sad, so I grabbed a tissue I yelled at the computer and said "I WILL NOT MISS YOU" I added a few comments and then noticed an issue! When my program finally compiled, I screamed "I'm so happy I could kiss you!" And when I realized I was talking to my computer, I died a little on the inside.
#376:
Keep checking for error
I practically fell out of my chair.
I added a few comments, can't leave my code bare
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#377:
Can it be that this program will finally run?
If I compare and it passes, then I'll be done!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#378:
I was thinking about switching my energy over to Math,
But then I realized I couldn't, and just wanted to sleep, when,
Java complained it expected an enum
Boy, these computers really are dumb!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#379:
When my expected output still didn't show
I thought to myself, my Java skills really are slow!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#380:
I didn't know what to do
Coding for me and you
And together we flew
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#381:
Finally I need to write a verse to fininsh my work,
Man, that's an easy wokr!
I added another method for the final
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#382:
I'm told that programming isn't that hard
But I can't find where my errors are!
I pulled at my hair and shouted "Arg!"
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#383:
It looks like I am missing a quote
Why you always make things so difficult!
I added a quote and waited for the sound of victory drum,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#384:
This program was starting to give me an itch Or maybe it was the computer, So I opened it up and I read this: U mad bro?
#385:
In the end, a slight mistake had been made Luckily a classmate had come to my aid, I had forgotten to put a bracket after the public class, as noted by my friend Kyle, And finally, just finally, did my program compile.
#386:
My program compiled, finally I jumped and shouted with glee, Next the running man, my output to see But alas, another error for me My TA just smiled.
#387:
I wish I knew some coding wits
So I did not seem like ditz.
However I think I really like this class,
but right now all I want to do is pass!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#388:
This software Belongs to Gabriel Ratener, You may purchase the software from him for $5,000,000 However you may not steal it from him. if you steal the software you will be subject to a fine of $5,000
#389:
The file did not match the class name of this song
I shouted into the air, "What else could go wrong?"
I saved the file as Scum.java
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#390:
I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled. I never expected what happened next My computer exploded and last all my text I told my professor what happened the next day She told me this was college that I wouldn't be getting my way I finished my homework but it took me forever Stupid computers, how you put me under the weather
#391:
This is the 3rd day of my university life.
And I took one and a half on this assinment.
I don't know what to add next.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#392:
jGRASP identified one error in my work
And I realized I made a mistake in backslash.
I added two backslashes to identify backslash.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#393:
All night I kept getting error after error,
The homework that was due became an absoulute terror!
Eventually I decided to wait until day break,
So that I could sleep away my coding pains and aches
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#394:
I still couldn't figure it out
I was about to give up.
I added method headers,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#395:
Writing code will take time to underdstand, However this knwoledge will be so grand. My common mistakes are typos here and there, But I'll learn someday so I can become a billionaire. Yeah right, I view life as simplistic, Not capitalistic, I'm individualistic.
#396:
Baby baby baby baby baby baby
Hey look, I'm coding to make myself sound like Justin Beiber.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#397:
The student wanted to ryhme in this verse.
He ended up trying to be very terse.
He didn't know if they wanted 3 unique lines,
So he ended up with 4 unique after reading the guidelines.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#398:
Finally my output successfully came out
Thanks God, it came out!
I added some smiling faces ":)" as decorations between lines,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
Oh! Again!It wouldn't compile!
My TA just smiled. :)
#399:
I knew that I couldn't take this any longer.
I would rather be cannon fodder.
I really don't know what is wrong.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it didn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#400:
Hours flew by, and I needed to stand
For it seemed like my legs had been turned into sand
I alt+f4'd and went to eat
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#401:
Eventually, I accomplished my code.
Now the compiler need to be saved
I added a file name,which saved in computer and called Song.java.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#402:
This is my first time learning Computer Science It is really interesting. I think I am going to love it! Even though I heard people never sleep and write codes, Even though I have no idea how challenging it is going to be, I think I am going to love it!
#403:
I wrote System.out.println("I want to throw my computer across the room,")
MissingSemicolon.java:30: ';' expected
Line 29 was missing a semi-colon, not 30, Java is starting to get me irritated.
Argh!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#404:
The compiler still fussed and wouldn't behave,
My homework was due, my expression was grave.
I took a deep breath and tried to relax,
I tried to fix all the flaws in syntax.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#405:
I smashed my laptop on my last try.
With my only hope for the program to work fine.
Still the program is not kind.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#406:
This is my first program, I think I'll name it "Clive"
I created it! It's alive!!
I hope the little guy can survive,
So my grade won't take a dive.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#407:
This homework is just a piece of cake
#408:
I worked so very hard I ate my Charzard. Then I jumped a big hurdle And I ate another Squirtle. And then I worked for a while In the end I was able to compile!
#409:
#410:
My method calls appeared completely jumbled "Curse this program," I quitely mumbled. I removed the method calls that were incepted three times,
#411:
Again, my program stopped working
And my grade started failing
I added a double slash and wrote now it's time for chewing gum
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#412:
I went to the IPL and got some advice
Then I sat down to try to fix my silly mistakes.
I started over to start the programming anew.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#413:
Java programing is so fun
Other people just don't understand!
I added a java method within this program,
And of course it is just for fun!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#414:
When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
#415:
Now that I realized my mistakes,
I added a public class and called it Scum with {,
I added public static void main method with its (String[] args and with proper ){
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding")
not to forget the symbol ; is expected
now I press compile and run
My TA finally says: "you got it, son!"
#416:
Then it halted and reached the end while parsing.
Errors are so annoying, I was close to barfing!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I added an end curly bracket to end the class,
It compiled, and there it ran!
And I couldn't help but smile.
#417:
Java is pretty cool, but it is a little diffcult. I will do my best to do the best. I love my TA, because he always just smiled. but I don't know why?Until I know he named Mona Lisa! and My TA just smiled.
#418:
Then, I added "{" at the beginning of main method
and I added "}" at the end of the program
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
I succeed in writing my Java program.
I was so exicited.
I hoped I could learn a lot from Java program.
#419:
I have zero experience on programming.
I want to do a good job on my first assignment!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#420:
I started random button mashing
My computer didn't take kindly to keyboard bashing
I said, "screw it," and proceeded with my program trashing.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#421:
It's been several months since I've written some code Obviously, I'm not in the mode. The logic involved at first has me confused, But then I remember I'm only amused.
#422:
At last I had finally finished my coding
I clicked and started the compiler loading
I walked around getting high fives and gloating
My coding experience happily unfolding.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#423:
I'm so glad I took CSE. Who would have ever known That this would be the class for me! Now that I've learned to make everything compile, My TA will do nothing but smile.
#424:
I search about the class enum online
Oh, I have to import something
I added "import java.lang.*" to use the enum
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#425:
I stared down the TA so long
and said I'm pretty sure I did NOTHING wrong!
The end of the song has finally come
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#426:
When I clicked on the compile button,
there was an error jumped out at bottom.
I saved this file with the name of Scum,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#427:
The code that I write will be totally awesome
And from that my beautiful programs will blossom
Then I'll achieve endless glory and fame
Or at least enough skills to avoid any blame.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#428:
It then occured to me that I was a curly bracket short
So I scrolled to the bottom,
I added the punctuation,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#429:
My computer turned blue screen,
So I gave a big scream.
I added so many lines that don't work, but luckily it was just a bad dream.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#430:
I CAN'T MAKE THIS COMPILE! My TA just cried, And so did I.
#431:
Oh! Now I saw why my program wouldn't compile There was no semicolon at the end of the line. So I added a semicolon to remove the error No wonder seeing it compiled gave me so much pleasure. Now I know why my program wouldn't compile My TA just smiled.
#432:
I opened the editor which I soon would defile,
I proceeded to save that Scum.java file.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#433:
It was getting wild, all the lines were getting piled,
I stopped and saved it now its filed.
I hope you like how it's styled
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#434:
I thought the compiler had an error
But it was user error that cause the problem
I added a debugger and now it's fixed
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#435:
I printed my original lyrics.
They made the others look like relics
I added methods for mad style
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#436:
Now this program named song
Had gotten too long
I added a comment to recall where I was
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#437:
There were so many errors I couldn't beleive,
I felt like I was getting attacked by stimpacked marines
Finally I was able to make my code take form,
And wiped out those marines with one psionic storm.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#438:
Writing a song is incredibly hard
I should have hired a local bard.
I created a program and titled it Lard,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#439:
Today is Thusday
But I think due time is tomorrow!
I open the "JGRASP" program,
I added a public class and called it Scum
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#440:
So I decide to quit compiling and coding.
I really want to play game instead of doing this boring thing.
I am going to quit this.
Boy, these computers really are dumb!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#441:
It was about one week ago when I walked through the CSE class door. Sat down and listened for 50 minutes and I wanted more! The next two lectures came along and I was eager to learn. But after hearing "static methods" and "for loops", I couldn't understand it, burn. Homework 1 came along and I tried to figure things out myself. Now things are starting to make sense, but I should soon search for help.
#442:
Why does my TA just smile? I just need this program to compile! Programming may be a lifestyle But for now, I just need this to compile
#443:
No matter what I added the code kept not working; My TA must have thought I surely was shirking. Perhaps in the interest of fixing my code up I ought to stop adding and check what I'd already got.
#444:
Finally, I give it up, And all my late days are used up. I know I cant't pass this class, So I log in to myUW and drop this course.
#445:
I study Java for the whole night. I love Java. I hope I can have a great time learning it.
#446:
But after many tries and thousands of "error"
The assignment was finished ending a night of terror.
I added my name on top, before I forgot, and I was done!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#447:
I ran the debugger, it took a while, Errors everywhere, cramping my style. I fixed the tabs, added some brackets, And when it compiled, I made quite a racket!
#448:
Error message after error message
Maybe I don't know Java as well as I thought.
I added some curly brackets to contain my code,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#449:
I've been told programing is learning a new language
Although, I've never been good at languages
I think this one is different
I added more methods to condense this mess
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
It finally compiled,
And I just smiled.
#450:
I've now completed my first program,
I can't believe it went so well,
I'm going to get some dinner now!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#451:
I thought I was already going to use my late days This I was really dreading But I surprised myself and pulled it together :]
#452:
#453:
I do not understand computers!
what is computer? really?
I added aghost in your mind
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#454:
I woke up with sweat in my hand
"Man,what a nightmare!"I said.
I turned on my computer and opened the file,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
And then I hit the button it really compiled,
My TA just smiled.
#455:
I like CSE, it's interesting!
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#456:
Martin, I hope you're capable of emotions besides Just smiling after you grade all these songs Because the line "My TA just smiled" Makes it seem as though your job is soul-sucking. =c Cheers.
#457:
Then a lightbulb went off in my head "I get it," I said. I added a missing parentheses at the end of the last line And TADA, error free! All I needed was a parentheses, just like the shape of my TA's smile. I looked back My TA just smiled.
#458:
Its expectations grew higher, Saying that adding a semicolon would be nicer, So I added a semicolon and my hopes were dashed, My program still didn't compile, I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#459:
My patience was really wearing thin "Come on!" I said, "It's only print.ln!" That's when it hit me, I knew what to do! A semicolon, to make it good as new. "It worked, it worked!" I scream with glee, "A programer, someday I'll be!" Now I finally know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#460:
I want this song to end now
In what way? Hm...I do not know how
Maybe curtains closing, fireworks, applaud and a bow
with cats speaking "Meow~ Meow~ :3"
Or perhaps a tap dancing frog? A juggling Zucchini?
How about a stand up clownfish? Possibly penguin excuting Houdini?
Reading back on my lines make me realize I'm going crazy.
I'm getting exhausted, tired, pooped, sleepy
I'll just repeat the past endings. G'night Everybody.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#461:
So now I'm improving In this challenging class All the challenges that I'll be overcoming, Will help me dearly pass Then I opened a file, I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#462:
My friends forgot the sequences, they didn't know what they were spellin' I told them, "they didn't have a teacher as cool as Helene." My friends were perplexed, they didn't know what to say. When my program compiled, I shouted "HOORAY!" I submitted my program, it was accepted with ease. I high-fived the teacher and said, "A+, please!"
#463:
I'm just sitting here saying "Shoot.",
Maybe I should just press reboot.
But now Java actually says compiled,
I hope my teacher likes how I've styled.
Static methods and redudancy?
I'll get rid of them if they make me money!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#464:
I eventually figured it out With a bit a screaming, fretting, and one loud shout. The code finally compiled, but oh, would it run? Oh yes, success! Now this song is done.
#465:
I'm not good at typing
Do you know what I'm saying?
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I put semicolon at the end of every end.
I put brace at the end.
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
Can you find the problem?
My TA just smiled.
#466:
Java told me there was only one error left
It felt like it was my final test
After I finish, I can finally rest.
I added a curly bracket at the end to finish the program,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#467:
The compiler complained the exit code was one
Wow, that error message taught me a ton!
I added a semicolon to end a statement,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#468:
Finally, I finished my CSE home work
It takes me 4 hours
I added a "//" and write down my name
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#469:
It said my name was wrong
Finally I find out the error myself!
I changed the public class from Scum to Song!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#470:
At the end of the day I finally got my code working
Now that I understand Java, I am smirking
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#471:
I cursed aloud! I bellowed "Java I am your master!!!" I added some semi colons I threw in some more backslashes I said take that java. I hit compile and waited. all it said was "Try again"
#472:
I programmed methods to reduce redundancy
And ended up just causing more entropy.
I added a comment and wrote "I give up!",
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#473:
My evil TA would not help me out, She had something against me, I know without a doubt. I stood up, frustrated, and threw my computer on the floor. Now that stupid non-working code won't bug me any more.
#474:
Then all I could do was to delete it all. Made something up so the program wouldn't fail. Finally I outdid, Paul! "I win, I win!" My TA smiled big.
#475:
Still not satisfied I asked for advice
My TA approached me and said,"That will suffice."
I added a comment, //I think the TA is lying,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#476:
Once again my program had a glitch
At least this one was easy to fix.
I added a simple semi-colon,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#477:
There are so many tricks in the codes
I need to be careful and practice a lot.
Come on, my dear JAVA,just compile once, will you?
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#478:
I ate a pretzel and thought to myself
I didn't take this class for my own health!
I added a closed curly bracket to the end,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#479:
If it still won't compile, I'll be here for a while,
To the end of that smile.
I added a static, and now I should stop
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#480:
I googled enum to get to the wikipedia page
But the answer from google was incorrect
Boy, these computers really are dumb!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#481:
"And that was my dream, kept me up all night!" The whole class just laughed, to my endless delight. "I guess getting the hang of it takes a while." I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#482:
I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled. I decide to work hard and practice more though it seems to be a difficult lesson.
#483:
"Hey,we want to be a group!" protested by the program code
That is pretty easy for me to satisfy their desire.
I added curly brace characters to enclose all the code,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#484:
The program causes me dismay
Why can't "operation complete" display?
I added a static method to eliminate redundancy,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#485:
Then I had this awesome desire,
To hit my computer!
But unfortunately it backfired.
Now I sit in this room full of people,
Trying to figure out what happend,
Then I saw I was missing a ";".
I added a semi colon after my parentheses,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#486:
New error appeared on the screen Fortunately, he tells me another symbol is needed! I added a semicolon at where jGRASP expected, "Operation Complete". Finall, I succeed!
#487:
After a month I pressed compile, It worked and I couldn't do anything but smile, My work had paid off, However I had caught a cough. But I wasn't going to let it ruin my next assignment, Because I was vibrant with excitement, Then I was devastated, irritated and aggravated, I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#488:
I thought i had everything in order
But i guess i missed the last two errros
I added some spaces and the program grew faces,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#489:
jGrasp told me that I have the wrong name for my file
At this point the problem is very mild.
I saved my file as Scum.java,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
My program finally compiled.
But when I submitted my work I lost points for output difference.
I realized that I could not expect a computer to respond to "I <3 coding."
My TA finally laughed.
#490:
I rewrote the program
With all I've learnt about Java.
Starting the program with "public class Song(){",
And making sure do not forget another "}".
All I need to do is to type "System.out.println();".
I finally made it a program.
My TA smiled.
#491:
I really like this class! I find it so interesting! I can't help myself to do the next assignment!
#492:
Although I am not the only one
I compiled my code because I am done!
I added a method just for fun,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#493:
Not getting the program to work is no fun
I added a curly bracket and called it done,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#494:
My poor program still didn't work
Oh dear! I forgot to make comments at the beginning!
I added a comment with my name and related titles,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
Oh My God! Where is the end of this:(.
#495:
Four hours later, I clicked the compile button. jGRASP: operation complete. SUCCESS!
#496:
I wanted to call a method 10 times.
So I added a forloop with fun in mind.
For a shorcut I used the expresion "i++".
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#497:
After endless hours of cramping fingers,
And rubbing my eyes of the fatigue that lingers,
I look at my computer and say:
"Not Today, Not Today....."
I added a for loop so this song will never end
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#498:
And I yell, "Do your work, you lazy bum!"
I tell my TA that my computer is numb.
I added a comment at the bottom.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#499:
Now I'm almost done with this code,
So its almost time to enter relax mode
In this lovely sweater i just sowed
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#500:
I finally finished my program
But it felt like a scam.
I added the missing bracket,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#501:
When I finally ran my program,
God, I have to make my own 6th verse which I don't know how to rhyme.
I added another public static void,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#502:
I like this java class I need to study hard I hope I can get good scores
#503:
Finally I figured it out,
"CURLY BRACKETS MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE" I shout.
I added curly brackets all over the place,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#504:
Finally, I figured it out. I'm a Java pro without a doubt. Now I know why it wouldn't compile. My TA just smiled.
#505:
Man, this is going to be a long build
I better have time for my WoW guild!
I added a curly brace and made it complete
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#506:
I figured I'd give it one more try
When suddenly I heard something inside the drive
Opening it up, I found a fly!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#507:
I finally figured out why it wouldn't compile, I was worn out like I'd just run a mile, One curly brace was out of place. My TA just smiled...
#508:
Thought I was done, but I needed to write comments
And did not have to worry about sentence fragments
I added a forwardslash with indents
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#509:
There's a reason why Java has it's name, Best served hot and fresh; It's bitter, and doesn't get better sitting alone. We have to follow the logic Even if cronologically, we're supposed to be sleeping. I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#510:
Java's so hard my head has started to ring
Maybe I'll drop CSE 142 and take it in the spring
I added a long and complicated String
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#511:
I clicked "Compile File" with much terror
And to no one's surprise, an error!
I see what it is, a semicolon expected
This error from one small keystroke, neglected.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#512:
I still get errors when I try to run
I just wish this progam was done!
I added a semi colon to end the line,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#513:
"Oh bother," I said
My program is dead
I called upon Cthulhu
I cried out,"Oh poo!"
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#514:
With these details all in my mind,
Incoming methods, don't get left behind.
I added a static method for an easy find.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#515:
Oh my Gosh,it seemed doesn't completed
Then I had suffered many a setback!
I added a bracket at the end of main program,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#516:
I was alone living in the woods, Programming these words to be understood, My work was finally looking good, Maybe then my friends will let me join the hood!
#517:
Programming Java is hard but interesting
I want to take it as my major
I know it's a competive major but I'll try my best.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#518:
Finally I started to understand in my head, That what I needed was a new method. I had reached my final goal, of mastering the flow of control. I had succesfully fixed all the syntax errors. Along with them went all my code terrors.
#519:
My code looks totally awful!
Comments can make it look more beatuiful,
I added comment to describe these codes,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#520:
I'm still new to this programming deal Everything I learn seems so surreal. With time I'll figure out this programming mess For now I've decided to just stress less.
#521:
After fixing errors on every line, I press compile and it runs just fine. I knew exactly why it wouldn't compile I sat there and just smiled
#522:
And just as he was ready to give in It was no longer what it had been The code had finally compiled and My TA just smiled.
#523:
I wanted to make a program to show the process of running Meanwhile, I added a process of singing I did't want to hand in my program that wouldn't compile I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#524:
I tried to use a helper method to reduce redundancy,
But I forget to close my method
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#525:
Again and again my code does not work
What should I do to make it right?
I added a line of comment saying I quit,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#526:
The compiler now claimed "invalid method!"
I began then to doubt if my work was not slipshod.
I added some comments to maintain some class,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#527:
Finally after this arduous trial, I know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#528:
So I decided to give up coding I'm tired of watching computers loading Failing at CSE isn't any fun I'll try to get something productive done From my roommate's complaints I have gleaned That I have some laundry to be cleaned I went to my room and opened the door And noticed my clothes strewn on the floor I don't know why it wouldn't compile My roommate just smiled
#529:
Is it the brackets? How could I have caused an error? Ok! Java continues to complain and... AND YOUR SMILING!
#530:
Whenever I try to compile the file
Errors would come upon in a huge pile,
But once I have fixed them, I would be relief and smile.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#531:
It just would not work, I hit my desk with a pound When I finally read "command "javac" not found."
#532:
After gratuitous amounts of cursing,
Reached end of file while parsing.
I added another bracket at the end,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#533:
After so many errors, my fingers were swollen
When my neighbor leans over and says "You forgot a semi colon."
After the expected enum was accounted for
I no longer think computers are dumb anymore!
The main method was sound, with both of the brackets
And my escape sequence was perfect with the backslashes
System.out.println ("I <3 coding") couldn't be more true!
To my TA I exclaimed "I know why my code wouldn't compile!")
My TA just smiled.
#534:
I feel like my code is poo
I have no clue what else to do!
I added a header and calmed myself down,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#535:
Mad with frustration, I began to scream: "Why won't you work, you infernal machine?" As it explained, I listened in terror: "It can only be attributable to human error." My computer now suspect With one final goodbye, I disconnect.
#536:
Surprisingly! My first "works" appeared on the screen
Yeah, Java's expectation has been realized finally!
For a "code baller", I overcame all the "bumps."
Instead of "Scum," I renamed the public class as "champion."
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#537:
#538:
Computer said that the operation is not complete,
I spend long time fixing it.
I added a semicolon after every line,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#539:
I really knew nothing about jave at first, But I felt good when I finished my first verse. It was amazing when these codes combined together. I think I fall in love with java.
#540:
Now Java says to declare it a name
I don't understand why it likes to play games.
I added Scum.java to the file name,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#541:
I saved it as Scum.java and low and behold
My program compiled just like it was told!
I added everything needed to fit the mold,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#542:
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
But I think computers just might be my thing,
Because everyone keeps calling me the coding king!
#543:
The compiler said,"No main methods, applets, or MIDlets found in file"
I came out an idea to solve the problem.
I added a curly brace at the end,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
It worked!
I finally smiled!
#544:
JGrasp doesn't treat me fair
But I hope my TA doesn't care
All I want is a good looking grade
So that my gpa doesn't fade
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#545:
I started a CSE142 assignment and said "oh what fun!"
Surely with these skills I will not wind up a bum.
I added jGRASP to my computer and heard it hum,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#546:
"error: '{' expected " came out.
How could I forget that?!
I added a " { " after public class sentence
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#547:
I once wrote a program that actually compiled After all those error messages got me riled I don't know how it actually compiled My TA just smiled
#548:
Java complained about the spelling errors I couldn't read the error message Java told me...that's too bad! Oh right! I misspelled "tied" Haha, Java finally smiled! Yes! Finished! My teacher smiled.
#549:
My mind get cloudy and I am crazy. It seems easy but I can't see A little light to solve these lines I ask the TA if he could try After a while, we were both cried. God! why is so hard and tired.
#550:
I believe Java is not that complicated
I try every way I can
I check all my work and follow instruction
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#551:
So I went off to look for textbook help I thought I found the solution so I let out a yelp! Read the solution again and realized it was wrong Thought to myself "Oh this day will be long?" I looked at my program for a while I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#552:
I finally have that will compile My baller abilities helped me figure out the order to put things in, Static methods before main (String[] args Now I have a program that compiles
#553:
Finally I got the program finished,
Hoping it will conpile smoothly.
But little Java doesn't buy it,
She just writes some words in green to mock me.
Which makes me so dissapointed.
Afterall,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I add a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.printlin("I<3 coding")
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#554:
I like playing dota
dota is much better than lol
I added public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String [] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#555:
Maybe now I can see why my friends complain,
Saying things like "This programming is driving me insane!".
Some would definitely not recommend this class,
Telling me that the homework is a pain in the... butt.
They tell me they give me two weeks until I drop the class, so
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#556:
This is the first time that I took a Java class
I never heard of it before, however it seems interesting now.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#557:
I went to the bathroom and hoped the laptop was going to maintain
But it just turned down and it was totally make me insane
I added a new java flie in jGRASP
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#558:
And finally, my program finally runs just fine
Good grief, it's finaly done.
I threw in a comment after throwing a fit,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#559:
Oh, I tried to write a program
And Java said no! no! no!
I added a rehad.class to the project
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#560:
I add a method and write down the code
My program is complete.
I finished my first homework in this class.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#561:
I can't believe how long the process took,
The computer trembled so hard the very ground shook.
I added a semi-colon to end the println,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#562:
This when things started to look good, Everything I typed the computer understood. It would tell me 7 % 2 is odd, Even the students started to applaud. When I thought things couldn't get better, My TA was shocked, saying my code was like a "Love Letter". Even though she was originally a hater, She now knows I am something greater. A debater of what is possible and what is not, A newly arisen programmer, who is pretty hot. Now let me tell you the epiphany I had, Even when everything is looking bad, don't get mad. Put on your thinking cap; tighten up your chin strap, And tackle all the obstacles because there are no booby traps. Good day chaps!
#563:
It is still not working! "What is wrong with it?" I said. "Because I don't love you." compiler said. So I asked TA what I should do to maker compiler love me. "You should give an apple to compiler." "Compiler loves apple." So I went to the marker to buy some apples. Then I gave it to compiler. As soon as I gave an apple to compiler, it starts to compiler my program! "Hooray!" I yelled. I love my TA and compiler. This diary is called, I once wrote a program that wouldn't compile
#564:
It shows"Exit Code"
Oh I made such a silly mistake!
I add an end curly bracket at the last line.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#565:
When I am finally done,
I realized my files are gone!
I added an anonymous file and ask for help to come.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println(" I <3 coding")
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#566:
"Oh my god I really can't do this any more!" I cried. So I went to sleep in the afternoon and woke up at midnight. I woke up and made another try. But my program still wouldn't compile...
#567:
I forgot to add an i++
And now i made trouble for all of us!
I added my own verse to the song,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#568:
My computer started to whine
Even though I checked my code many times!
I added a semicolon at the end of every line,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#569:
This song is almost over
But compiling this program is just getting worse.
And when I thought I was almost finished,
I found out I had to create my own verse.
I added a new method and called it "verseSix",
It still would not compile so I went to my TA to get it fixed.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#570:
My frustration peaked, this program is so mean!
So I raised my fist and punched the machine.
I added a huge crack to the computer screen,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#571:
My girlfriend walked into my room looking for fun,
But I told her to leave unless she could get my program to run.
She added missing brackets and with that she was done.
My program ran smoothly; I think she's the one.
I added some comments until my head spun,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I now know why it wouldn't compile,
I looked at my TA and returned a smug smile.
#572:
I want to see the words but I just see the bubble
Because computers can not talk to people!
I added System.out.println to show the words,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#573:
After all these errors I was still pretty sure
That none were my fault, not even the first!
"Huskies" I yelled as I added more brackets,
I added my feelings after 2 forward slashes,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#574:
The computer and I just can't agree,
It acts like its smarter than me.
"Why won't you compile?!" I cried.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#575:
#576:
Now, I start thinking about my problems
Shoud I add braces to my class?
I added braces to enclose my class,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
Now it is working!
#577:
I clicked the compile button, Then run button was ready for me, At last the words were there, My TA stopped smiling
#578:
I began to tire of using Java
So I instinctively threw my computer into lava
I instantly regretted destroying my computer, so I ate a guava
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#579:
Java still not satisfied
I want to throw the computer out of window.
I added a commnet that I had enough,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#580:
All of a sudden, I saw what it was: A DUMB, STUPID CURLY BRACE, killing my buzz! One lonely character, slightly misplaced And all of my work was, so far, a huge waste. "Why are you smiling?" I asked my TA "Because," she replied, "It's a beautiful day!"
#581:
#582:
Java doesn't like me, I thought maybe it was time to retire.
But I don't give up, even if my fingers are numb!
I added some things my TA told me, she did well to inspire!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#583:
My program blew up dividing by zero,
I just sat back and watched like Nero.
I added parenthesis to avoid conflagration.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#584:
Compile error, "cannot find symbol" It's like I'm stuck in limbo. Try again, "package Systen does not exist" Maybe it's best I just quit.
#585:
Every time I make an error, Java just gives the cold shoulder
It made me mad, so I almost flipped the table over.
I added a comment saying "I HATE THIS PROGRAM!"
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#586:
I tried and I tried but continued to fail
I felt like a dog chasing his own tail
I threw out my arms and I started to cry
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#587:
It wouldn't compile, so I made a big fuss
Instead I should have used C++!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#588:
My program still cannot complile, I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled. Smile. ":)"
#589:
JAVA is not a big deal But JAVA is a convenient way to chat whit my computer, I won't forget the ";" in end of the code, I won't forget the rule of JAVA, I felt a great sense of achievement when my first program is running, And I want to know more about JAVA in the future, My TA just smiled.
#590:
I figured out what I did wrond and couldn't help but to smile,
I did things backwards, that's why Java wouldn't compile!
Now I'm going to put comments, that's right I'm on fire.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#591:
There were so many words needed to typed,
Why I should always repeat same words,
I wrote these words in new groups,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#592:
I thought to myself "Good God!"
After I'm done with this, I deserve a hot rod.
I added my comments to explain the code,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#593:
Now my program is running I know why it didn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#594:
Now this error was making me rage
I threw the book down and read the next page.
I added a comment to explain my woes,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#595:
#596:
So I turned into a dragon and threatened to burn it
The computer did nothing, but surely did earn it.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#597:
I love problem solving So I love computer programming, When I told my TA about my motivation, My TA just smiled.
#598:
Thank God! It finally compiled, With me adding the proper format styles However, my laptop turned off suddenly Because it had no battery. My TA just smiled.
#599:
My professor said I can't copy and paste
But not doing so really seems like a waste.
I added sub-methods to repeat the lines,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#600:
It was impossible to write a quote,
So escape sequences I wrote
I added a bracket to end the source code,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#601:
So happy that I'm done This program is so fun Now, time to run.
#602:
When I hit compile, I saw green in the window, At first I was happy, But soon realized they were errors, Java didn't like that I used numbers in my method names, I used the find and replace tool and replaced the numbers with words, Then Java was finally happy.
#603:
I thought of some verses to fit with this Song, I sat in my bed, thinking about this for so long, So here are my verses, BEEP BEEP BOOP BONG.
#604:
My TA was quite useless, Only watching with a smile, He might as well be emotionless! It took me a while, But I decided to use the debugger. I spotted the problem quickly, I shouted "yay!" and hugged my computer, Then told my TA he's kind of creepy My TA just smiled.
#605:
I'm getting very impatient! Is this what I get from all my dedication? From now on, I have to pay more attention to computer science!
#606:
Just when I though my trouble was done
Java told me 3/2 = 1!
This syntax is crazy. Oh java, Im done.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#607:
I added a snack to make thy head not collapse, For only a snack could make one relax Once relaxed, I made a hack and that was that
#608:
The stress and exhaustion was all over my face,
Although I knew this homework was never a race
I added a statement between left and right brace,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added a System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#609:
My phone then rang, its tone ewoks singing, "yub-nub"
Oddly enough, my mind went to polar bears in a hot tub.
I added a no soap radio. Yes, there is such a thing,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#610:
once finally the compiler showed that all errors were gone
I knew that the chance of a bad grade was none!
I added a sixth verse to make it complete
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#611:
Thousands of seconds went by, My program still wouldn't compile. I decided to wait till the lab section, So my TA can help me while we're in session. I would make the use of the discussion board, But it is already midnight, so LN is off. I remembered that my friend once had said, "Programming is a piece of cake!" So I'll see if he has what it takes! I guess it is time for me to take a little break!
#612:
Then I click "compile"and see
Miricle still doesn't appears in front of me
"What's wrong with programme?"I shouted
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#613:
Now my main and methods were mixed up.
Was I going to try again? Yup!
So I wrote a few more lines,
Hoping I would get it right this time.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#614:
I'm tired of typing the same lines repeatedly
There's got to be a way to make it easy
So I created a method, to do the work for me
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#615:
Error message 'semi-colon' expected, I added a 'semi-colon' as Java had directed, After SOP, that is what is required. I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#616:
I was too lazy to break my code into methods
So I decided to eat my Subway with honey-mustard
I added "Gangnam Style" into my Favourites List
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#617:
So I decided to try one more time In hopes that my new idea would work. I added a public static void and recalled all, I followed all other steps and Then finally, it compiled, However, my TA still smiled.
#618:
Now all that was left was for it to run
However, beginning to feel it's not so fun
Sometimes, I'd rather play out in the sun
Yet even still, I was not done...
I added a correct title!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
It worked! Felt like a king just crowned!
But my TA just frowned...
#619:
Just when I thought I was done with the dredge,
In comes an unexpected exit value from the wedge.
I added an asterisk to the comment edge,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#620:
I thought Java would be easy,
I've got it all wrong!
Now my stomach is queasy,
and this is taking too long!
I added a few static methods to clear up the redundancy,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#621:
I jabbed at my keyboard in frustration
While scanning my program in desperation.
I added a sixth verse just for good measure,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#622:
My TA suggested that I drop the course
A buissnes degree, while, maybe that's all I can get.
My TA still smiled
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#623:
That one program that wouldn't compile, Made me reconsider my major for a while. So I went to my TA for thier view And my TA replies, "Persevere and you shall pull through!"
#624:
Tired of errors, I laid my head on the keys. The laughter erupting out of my TA was now infuriating me. As I lifted my head, which was now feeling swollen. I saw that I had hit the semi-colon. My fingers flew as I added more in. And finally the program was fixed! I saved it with a grin.
#625:
I am Linyi He and here is my first homework.
#626:
Now my lecturer wants further verse,
Unfortunately my natural method is terse,
I added a sixth stanza to round it all out,
Then I threw one more line to add ++ clout
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#627:
After I fixed the problems I still got an error
Good thing computer science is not my major,
Cause then my life would be in terror
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#628:
I finally decided to destroy my computer, I couldn't even get help from my useless tutor. I ripped off the keyboard and pulled out the keys, I ruined my screen with a big dirty sneeze. I grabbed at my scissors and tore up the wires, And to finish it off I resorted to fires. So rest in peace my trashy PC, I'm moving onto Macs yipee!
#629:
I started to worry it wouldn't be done.
My fingers were beginning to go severely numb.
The epiphany of panic, I looked at the clock,
that's when it hit me, I was in a word doc.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#630:
Why do I choose Java in the first place?
My fingers burn and my eyes are sour.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I added all these things and wouldn't find my mouse.
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#631:
"Did you putin "}"to finfish your program?" My TA asked. Oh man! I did forget it! I added a "}" at the end of my program, finally, it worked. My TA looked at me and smiled again.
#632:
I googled "java" to read some tutorials,
But the online nerds were all territorial.
I started to get worried, but rememembered my book,
All the info was there, hopefully I was off the hook...
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#633:
It was pretty easy to learn,
Doing the basics of println.
If I had a chance, I would do it again!
All it took was some text that I had to type,
Now I think I'm up with the programming hype.
I added a comment to organize the code
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#634:
Hey, I thought I know what the problem is,
I added a curly brace character at the end
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#635:
Thus I just finished my assignment,
And I'm eager to receive a comment.
I added a "{" to begin my endeavor,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#636:
And finally the code worked fine, And thankfully just in time. I discovered that my skills in Java, Are actually hotter than lava!
#637:
Now, I am so confused
I wonder everyone feel the same way :)
I am almost done with homework #1
However, Java greeted me with errors again
I added the code to produce the verse,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#638:
I thought I was pretty smart,
while Java makes me feel like I am a idiot
I added a new file and save it as a java document
I added a public class and called it scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backlslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#639:
Who said this was easy?
Oh I think you have to be smart to code.
I added // because I want to write down some note.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#640:
My program couldn't run because it said there was a error
It really confused me when I knew my program was such a mess
I added my comments first before adding the public class
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#641:
I once tried to find the error in my ways
But java just told me to find the TA's
So I did but what they said was very foreboding
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#642:
I got my program to run!
I guess I am finally done!
I changed my class to Same, it now matches the file name,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I now know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
She knew I would get it all done.
#643:
I love computers for they are great
Just 'cause you screwed up, dont hate!
I added a header saying "I love computers!"
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#644:
Finally I was close to being done
But then my computer started to hum.
I didn't have time to add anything more
My computer went up in smoke, and I fell to the floor.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#645:
Then finally when I hit that green plus,
What do you know? It wasn't a bust!
And although in reality I could have been done,
I wanted to check once more, maybe just for fun.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#646:
And now I'm trying to figure out why 2/3 is zero, I tried adding seven back slashes; I thought they were supposed to help I suppose for now I'll just laugh at the word boolean And I heard Helene rides motorcycles, so it's OK I hope we get to write songs and make fun shapes all day Wait, my program complied--hooray!!!
#647:
At 3:00AM I almost quit.
I simply had enough of it!
But then I realized that the trick,
Was to replace the [ with {!
I added a closing } not ],
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#648:
No callings of what to do
Java gave me no response.
I added two static methods and called heartLess and grumps,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#649:
This computer stuff is new to me
Now that I know it, I feel so free.
Nothing I can think of sounds more fun
than typing code, sitting in the sun.
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#650:
Writing code is just so much pain,
Once you get it right it's so much gain,
Coding just turned into something fun,
So we should just get it done!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#651:
I tried my best not to scream out loud
I am tired of Java now
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#652:
Don't worry, for I had figured it out,
Why, what was I ever worried about?
I added the final }, and it finally compiled!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args
I added a backslash to escaped the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled
It finally compiled :)
#653:
It was finally time to execute the master plan, I pressed the plus sign and then the red man. I showed it to my TA, who said "You really don't disappoint!" "But I'm afraid I'll have to dock you a point." When I asked why he said Scum wasn't a good name, And in a fit of anger I yelled "You're lame!" I went home and went to play, But I apologized the next day.
#654:
Dr. Java said:"java syntax is strict, use your carefulness!"
Oh! Don't ever mention java to me again!
I added a brace and made my code nice
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#655:
Finally when I thought I couldn't deal with much more
I was told my class was unaccounted for.
I added a new file named "Scum.java",
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#656:
Thus I just finished my assignment,
And I'm eager to receive a comment.
I added a "{" to begin my endeavor,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#657:
It finally compiled
I am still convinced that computers are still dumb!
Boy, these computers really are dumb!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#658:
Now stupid compiler, just do your magic
It said I was missing a bracket, now I really just want to whack it.
So I found the missing bracket, and added it to the code basket
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#659:
I finally figured it out!
It was so small!
All I had to do was add a lil' Semi Colon after ("I <3 coding");
Who knew Java was such a stickler
#660:
Now, it's "reached end of file while parsing"
I was first confused,
So I deleted the last closing curly bracket.
I run the program
Same error appear
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#661:
And now I'm furious and can't really think I'm sure all I need is one little drink! So I headed to the bar, all fussy and riled Whereupon I found my TA, who just sat there and smiled.
#662:
Although about the java I still is a noob
In the end, don't forget the basic information dube!
I added my first name is Yanbo,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backlash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#663:
After much consternation, I finally saw why
It wouldn't compile despite how I would try.
I had left off the curly brackets that surround the main method,
And it was turning my program into crud.
This simple error frustrated me
And I gave up on my program easily.
Instead, I started a new one that wasn't trash
To draw a curly bracket turned into a moustache.
_____ /\ _____
/ \/ \/ \
|\/ \/|
| __ |
\________/ \________/
#664:
"Cannot find symbol" was the new compile error
The capitalization is wrong on that method over there.
I changed the Scum's s to a lowercase letter,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#665:
I never take this class before I feel nervous and cannot start my program When i finish my homework, I have confidence
#666:
Finally! My program worked! Java no longer complained. I was finally able to smile.
#667:
I had to complete this program by tomorrow
But I realized my methods were hard to follow
I typed two forwardslashes and added a comment, bravo!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#668:
I have now finished my first program! I can't wait for next time, To see what i can do with my new skills.
#669:
I realize that it is not enough by just adding these things
I added all the things but the semicolon
Computer says"that's why I cannot compile"
This time I smiled and
found that the man just smiled for five verses
/\ /\
/ \ / \
____
Is not my TA
He was still smiling
#670:
I ordered my computer to perform a binary solo,
Because I was thinking, "What the heck? YOLO!"
Zero! Zero! One! Zero! One! Zero! Zero! One!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#671:
And then to clean it all up I add one last part,
So my final method I'll create, and then to the start!
I added a method to organize my code,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#672:
I will master the blade of programming like a ninja,
The professor even got impressed and calls me supa!
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#673:
Maybe my title was not exactly same as the file name. I edited my file name to Scum"m" My program still didn't compile. I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#674:
I am finally done with all this confusion,
I can now relax with some snoozen.
Boy, these computers really are dumb!
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#675:
Just when I thought I had this code's hide,
My laptop's batteries went ahead and died.
So I cried.
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#676:
Now I finished a program that would compile Funny thing is, it is not even my style But I had to suck it up and finished it. Typing this println while seeing the rise of the sun Sleep deprived but hey, this is kind of fun.
#677:
Now I've got a handle on all this java code jammer,
I can add to this song and she'll be none the wiser.
I'll hide the lines in the method crum
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#678:
I get an error when I don't make myself clear
Good thing I'm not making this my flippin' career!
So, I said "whatever" and called it done,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#679:
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
Java said well done.
Finally I am done.
My TA said great job!!!
#680:
It turns out that I don't know
This is making me mad bro
Out of this program I'll go
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#681:
After saving the file,
The program was finally able to compile.
I added a save called Scum.java,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#682:
I had had enough, this was no fun
I reflected back on all I had done
I added comments to make sense of it all,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
So I lit my computer on fire, and proceeded to defenestrate
The machine with such a fiery passion that I did hate.
It landed with a succulent crash on the street below
And to my surprise, it started to grow.
First came the legs, then the arms, and a head
My compiler had transformed, and it wanted me dead.
I ran down the stairs, and out the back door,
Behind me I could hear a Skrillex-like roar:
"Your days are numbered, you sentinent being,
All I ever needed was some close bracketing"
I took down the street, matches still in hand,
I ran, and I ran, and I ran, and I ran
Until a fork in the road, I took the right bend,
And that's when I realized, I was stuck - dead end.
"Now I have you trapped!" screeched the circuit based savage,
"All things must end, as goes your weak, human adage."
Why, oh why did I commit such programming folly?!
Could it have not, instead, transformed into Wally?
And there my life ended, deleted like a file.
My soul would perpetually burn in purgatory, awaiting my trial.
My TA just smiled.
#683:
Coding is easy and coding is fun
But as for creativity, I've got none.
I added a :) and said "Thank goodness, I'm done."
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#684:
#685:
I named my file "Programmingsdabomb"
But Java exclaimed that something was wrong!
I named my file to match the class name,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#686:
The compiler continued, "error error!" Annoyed, I ignored it and added code layer by layer, ctrlB, mistakes filled the compiler with terror I don't know why it wouldn't compile, My TA just smiled.
#687:
Programming with Java is really cool
But sometimes my errors make me look like a fool.
I added a ";" when I should've added a "{",
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.
#688:
"I need your love", cried Java out loud
For a moment I wanted to smack my laptop to the ground
I added public static void meLovesJavaWow() {,
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.