CSE 142: Computer Programming I, Summer 2014

#001:

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#002:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my 'love' broke up with me
She took back all of the above,
my house, and my money.

#003:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my instructor gave to me 
seven pages to read, 
six practice slides, 
five days away, 
four great TAs,
three different labs, 
two exams, and
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#004:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven piles of homework,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#005:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven brightes stars in the sky,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#006:

On the 7th day of "Xmas",
I said, "my love, you dont understand me"
all i wanted was
six compilers compiling
five static methods
four programers coding
three println statements
two fancy for loops
and an undergraduate CSE degree

#007:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven compilier errors,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#008:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven beauiful horses,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#009:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven baked cookies,
six flying squirrels,
five magic chickens,
four speedy snails,
three pumkin pies,
two shaved poodles, and
a penguin in a cherry tree.

#010:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven rainbows,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#011:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven swipers swiping,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#012:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven playful kittens,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#013:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven static methods,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#014:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#015:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me 
seven bags of magic beans,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#016:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven sailboats,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#017:

On the last day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
Twelve pirate birds
Ten Amazon Parrots
Eight African Grey Parrots
Six Budgies
Four Indian Ringneck Parakeets
Two Quaker Parrots

#018:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven snakes a-slithering,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#019:

Entered CSE to program codes,
Only expected challenges,
Never would have expected poetry,
Yet through the poetry I learned about CSE,
Typed in poetry through static methods,
Learned through poetry but finished as an engineer.

#020:

On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
seven repetetive method calls,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#021:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven chocolate roses,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#022:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven lazy dogs,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#023:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me 
seven enchanted envelopes,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#024:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven coders coding,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#025:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven elegant Barbies,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#026:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven java methods,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#027:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
111 programers programming
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three french hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partride in a pear tree

#028:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven days of Zorah's great teaching,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#029:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven white goats,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#030:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven Log Horizon limited-edition novel
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#031:

Then I told her I was Jewish.
And that I don't celebrate Christmas.
But I thanked her anyway.

#032:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven DAWGS a-barking
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#033:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven jGRASP problem,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#034:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven sweet kisses,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#035:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven hippos a-eating
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#036:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven ducks in Drumheller a swimming,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#037:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven fried bananas,
six spam masubis,
five mellow durians,
four bubble teas,
three stuffed burgers,
two noodle soups, and
one free buffet!

#038:

If you total twelve days up, I have 364(?) presents
Don't want to interrupt this; don't mind my "true love" is incessant
But 364 presents; that's quite a supply
Gift them one-by-one and look ñ itís Christmas in July
This code hasnít gotten to the swans and the geese
And weíve six partridges in six pear trees, like they've got anywhere else to be

#039:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven giant jelly fish,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#040:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven bags of birdseed,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#041:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven plates of pancakes
five boxes of coconuts
three cups of mango pudding
a tub of pistachio ice cream.

#042:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven bloodhounds baying,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#043:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven kisses of love,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#044:

So then on the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven deadly sins,
six feet under,
five finger death punch,
four loko,
three branches of government,
two and a half men, and
a beautiful mess.

#045:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven TAs grading,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#046:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven self-programming computers,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#047:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven yoloswags,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.
I had to tell her,
"You gotta stop giving me gifts.
I appreciate it and everything, but
this is making me uncomfortable, you know?
I mean, I didn't get you this many gifts.
I sure hope you weren't expecting me to.
Am I in gift-debt now?
I think we need to take a break.
I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."

#048:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven cranes craning,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#049:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven Angry Birds,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#050:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven Java programs a-compiling,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#051:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven superbowl winning Seahawks,
six Seattle Sounders,
five fish from Pike Place,
four ferry rides,
three toll bridge tickets,
two pieces of Seattle taffy, and
a goldfinch in an evergreen tree.

#052:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven children singing,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#053:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", he tried to give to me
more gifts of avian variety.
I told him no more birds,
these flying rats just cannot stay,
but he refused to take them away.
so the next day of "Xmas", I had him meet with me
and my divorce attorney.

#054:

On the seventh day of "Xmas", my uni gave to me
Seven hours of homework,
Six great professors,
Five hundred classmates,
Four science courses,
Three crazy quarters,
Twenty grand in debt, and
a degree in a great city.

#055:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven Harleys a-revving,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#056:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven rabbits a-hopping,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#057:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", I refused delivery
- too many birds (and pear trees) already filled my home,
leaving no room for me.

#058:

This is all a little new to me,
These symbols and characters look askew to me,
Never before have I written code,
But by the end of this course I'll be handing it in,
á la mode.

#059:

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Billie Holiday Spotify radio,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turle doves, and
a partidge in a pear teer.

#060:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
one terrible haiku,
two chicken nuggets,
fourty-two incongruencies,
refrigerator.

#061:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven box of chocolates,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a patridge in a pear tree.

#062:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven English books,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#063:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven coders programming,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#064:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven fights are brewing,
six players running,
five penalty kicks,
four players defending,
three strikers striking
two soccer teams, and
a champion in the world cup.

#065:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven music notes,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#066:

Haiku
Coding is so cool
Good bye to all of my friends
Just kidding, maybe

#067:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven days without sleep
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#068:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven purple huskies,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#069:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
7 System.out.println commands in one method
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#070:

One the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven Santas sleighing,
six snowmen sleding,
five kids a wishing,
four parents wrapping,
three chimneys puffing
two Christmas trees, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#071:

All the gifts my true love gave to me 
filled my heart with happiness,
but however,
I still haven't given my true love anything!
My gift will maybe be,
a partridge in a pear tree.

#072:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven tweeting quails,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#073:

On the 6th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven Dick's Deluxe burgers,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#074:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven vaults from heaven 
six wooden sticks 
five (fake)golden rings 
four suicide birds 
three dead hens 
two magic doves, and
a rapture in my head yeeey!

#075:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me 
seven shining lights,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#076:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven credits for college,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#077:

And by the 7th day,
my true love had finished all his work.
So on the 7th day,
he rested.

#078:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me 
seven silver spoons, 
six geese a-laying, 
five golden rings, 
four calling birds, 
three French hens, 
two turtle doves, and 
a partridge in a pear tree.

#079:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven stars a-sparkling, and
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#080:

Desteapta-te, romane, din somnul cel de moarte,
In care te-adancira barbarii de tirani
Acum ori niciodata croieste-ti alta soarte,
La care sa se-nchine si cruzii tai dusmani.
This is the first verse of the Romanian National Anthem!

#081:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven liquid nitrogen containers and nitrogen based fertilizers
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#082:

During summer quarter, the UW gave to me
seven teachers grading
six students stressing
five failing grades
four cups of coffee
three candy bars
two all-nighters, and
the search for food that's free.

#083:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven lions dancing,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#084:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven nasty fruitcakes,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#085:

Now it is the seventh day,
There is no more animals coming for me.
I have all different kinds of animals in the barn
It is a very pretty day so far.
It's all good now for real.

#086:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven coders coding
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#087:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven volumes "A Song of Ice and Fire",
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#088:

On the 7th of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
24 oranges
37 apples
16 carrots
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
three French hens,
four calling birds,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#089:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven Earth Dragon Balls,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#090:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven silly piggies, 
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and 
a partridge in a pear tree.

#091:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven pepperoni pizzas,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#092:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
the inability to come up with an original statement
so here is a joke:
What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

#093:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
my own Amazon account so I could sell those
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
that partridge in a pear tree
so I could get some real "Xmas" money.
Because what am I going to do with a bunch of farm animals?
I might keep those gold rings though.
Those are nice.

#094:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven dolls spining,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#095:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven bills of the following:
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#096:

#097:

Seriously it says "null pointer"!
I could just crash my computer!
I added if (test == null),
I added a public class and called it Scum,
I added a main method with its String[] args,
I added a backslash to escape the quotes,
I added System.out.println("I <3 coding"),
I don't know why it wouldn't compile,
My TA just smiled.

#098:

Here's good luck to the pint pot,
good luck to the barley mow.

Jolly good luck to the pint pot,
good luck to the barley mow.
The pint pot, half a pint, gill pot, half a gill,

Jolly good luck to the pint pot,
good luck to the barley mow.
The pint pot, half a pint, gill pot, half a gill,
quarter gill, nipperkin, and a round bowl,
good luck to the barley mow.

#099:

On the last day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
a homemade sandwich,
and a 100 dollar RP Card.

#100:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven compiler errors,
six cold lattes,
five unescaped characters,
four unused methods,
three whole comments,
two hours overtime,
and a TA to deal with it all.

#101:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven TAs teaching,
six graduate "geesers" guessing,
five golden keywords,
four .0 GPA calling us,
three steps to running a program,
two concepts evaluated,and 
an instructor in the front of the lecture hall!

#102:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven dwarves and turn into Snow White, and
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#103:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven buffaloes buffaloing buffalo buffalo,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#104:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven butter cookie.
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#105:

On the last day of "Xmas", I learned the sad truth 'bout me
all the gifts from my true love were fake
for my true love don't exist
I will forever be alone, with cats to give me love.

#106:

Ideals are what the eye applies to
Not everyone recognize it in a timly manner
The mind and heart conflicts thoughts

#107:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
Seven witty lines of this 'creative' verse,
Six direwolves,
Five artifacts of lore,
Four corners of a square,
Three minutes back (from 1998),
Two nice, subtle pardons for my lack of CS skills and,
a partridge in a pear tree.

#108:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven wolves howling,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#109:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven blue-ray movies,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#110:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven fried bananas,
six spam masubis,
five mellow durians,
four bubble teas,
three stuffed burgers,
two noodle soups, and
one free buffet!

#111:

On the only day of Christmas,
I received but a lump of coal,
and a poorly scrawled note written in Santa's excrement:
"You've been a naughty boy, Bruce."

#112:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven dawgs a-howling,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#113:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love showed me
a partridge chased two doves that ran after three hens,
three hens followed four birds that took five rings
five rings fell on six geese.

#114:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven coders crunching,
six coders drowsy,
five coders crying,
four coders working,
three coders sleeping,
two coders drinking energy drinks, and
one big fat A on this homework assignment.

#115:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
error 404, droll humor not found,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#116:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven soaring eagles,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#117:

This is a haiku
I'm not good at poetry
Here is the third line

#118:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven baby king kong,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#119:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", I said to my boo
"not much of a peot,
not really a writah,
but when it comes to spittin,
I deliver that supah hot fayah."...And
a partridge in a pear tree.

but i'm not a rapper, merry "Xmas"

#120:

Six days of gifts is more than anyone needs!
So next year instead of spending money on:
six geese a squawking,
five theft prone rings,
four noisy birds,
three socialist hens,
two weird doves,
and a pest ridden tree-
Just get an Amazon gift card or donate to a charity.

#121:

The seventh day was different
because there was a gap.
These gifts were deemed sufficient,
and the song came to a wrap.

#122:

On the seventh day of "Xmas", my neighbor gave to me
a blow to the head, saying
please, now, stop singing.

#123:

#124:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven snakes a slithering,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#125:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
a much needed night of rest,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#126:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven things I actually need in my life and a car that transforms into Bumblebee,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#127:

On the 7th day of "Xmas" my true love gave to me
seven... pounds of ham?
That's kinda weird, but I like ham so it's w/e,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#128:

#129:

On the 7th day of the "playoff series", my true love gave to me
seven strikeouts by Felix
six hits by Cano
five runs scored in the eighth
four runners thrown out by Zunino
three bases stolen by James Jones
two homeruns smacked by Seager, and
a save by Fernando Rodney!

#130:

On the 1st day of summer, my workload gave to me
35 hours of marketing,
10+ hours of homework,
8 hours of maintenace, and
7 hours of tutoring kids,
every single week.

#131:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love ran away
All these stuff for nothing, but
I found a little cutesy whale.
        ::.
(\./)  .-""-.
 `\'-'`      \
   '.___,_^__/

#132:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven cheese cakes,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#133:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven method calls,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#134:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me.
Seven little puppies,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#135:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven cat sweaters,
six cups of coffee,
five golden gauges,
four thick framed glasses,
three gluten-free meals,
two fixed gear bikes, and
a reminder that they gave me gifts first.

#136:

On the 1,000,000,000,000th day of "Xmas" my horrid love gave to me
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

and then I died

#137:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#138:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven forest fires,
six ferris wheels,
five rainy days,
four broken toes,
three turtlenecks,
two pairs of shades, and
a Zorah teaching CSE.

#139:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven shades of Grey, 
six skinny jeans, 
five furry handcuffs
four failed test, 
three tequila shots,
two tipsy friends, and a credit card fully maxed out

#140:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven treasure chests,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#141:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven tasty apples,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#142:

And on the 7th day, my true love went broke.
Because of all the gifts he has given to me this whole week.
So on the 7th day, he rested.
And I received no gifts.

#143:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven liquid nitrogen containers and nitrogen based fertilizers
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#144:

Rock paper scissors
I win, you lose
one more time?

#145:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven lines of code,
six Java program files,
five computer monitors,
four programming problems,
three expressions,
two nested loops, and
a static method on my computer screen.

#146:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven dwarfs in top hats,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#147:

I'm not sure what to say,
but hey that's ok,
as long as I still get an A.

#148:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven paid quarters at UW,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#149:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven swans a-swimming
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#150:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", I gave a suprise to my love
one big fancy house
that located in Malibu,
where we could celebrate next Xmas.

#151:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven basketball players,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#152:

On the 7th day of °ßXmas°®, my true love gave to me 
seven blooming flowers,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#153:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven files compiling,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#154:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven cute roosters,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#155:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven pounds of coal,
six ugly sweaters,
five disgusting dishes,
four terrible movies,
three rotten fruits,
two rowdy teenagers, and
a really really bad haircut.

#156:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven dogs,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#157:

Do you like "Xmas"?
I love "Xmas"
What is your favorite holiday?
I love "Xmas"

#158:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven huskies hunting,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#159:

On the the 7th day of "Xmas", a programmer gave to me
seven java applets,
six JDKs a-compiling,
five infinite loops,
four method calls,
three escape characters,
two LOGO turtles, and
a parent-node in a binary tree.

#160:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven goals from team USA men's national team against Belgium,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#161:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven woven bedsheets,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#162:

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a kitty in a box
so I was happy.

#163:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven huskies howling,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#164:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven students swimming,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#165:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven haters hating,
six Steam sales pending,
five cat videos loading,
four facepalms slapping,
three hearts starting,
two bronies cosplaying, and
a doge remarking "wow, much functionality",

#166:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven chocolate cookies,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#167:

I finally figured it out!
I am so happy!
Now that I have done this homework,
it's time to have some fun!
I'm going to play "Titanfall"!

#168:

four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.


On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven new phones,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#169:

I was so happy to see
all of the great things my love bought for me:
seven Tiffany's bracelets,
six Coach purses,
five chaffeurs,
four new homes,
three new boats,
two Mac computers, and
a brand new Mercedes!
:)

#170:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven slices of ham,
six strips of green peppers,
five spinach leaves,
four perfectly sized eggs,
three teaspoons of olive oil,
two handfuls of red onions, and
a delicious omelet to start the day!

#171:

I'm so sad
because I'm so bad
at writing songs.

#172:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven pounds of ham,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#173:

On the 7th day of "Xmas", my true love gave to me
seven coders coding,
six geese a-laying,
five golden rings,
four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves, and
a partridge in a pear tree.

#174:

Coding is fun.
All you do is hit compile and run.
It's that simple and you're done.

#175:

On the actual day of  "Xmas", Santa gave me
a big, furry dog,
a noisy, smelly horse,
and a big, fat lump of black coal.